Law of the Playground

an archive of the least coherent encyclopaedia of playground insults on the internet
bodley head

Original ID   : 79
Created On    : 2002-11-24
Last Modified : 2005-05-01


Printers of school books. Possibly also a medical complaint, where your head turns into a body. Aged 11, I wrote my first swear word duet, and this is it.

Log : Fuck a shit head.

Paul : Who?

Log : Bodley Head!

Jon B

On a similar note, a six-year-old Mark Tilson penned the less graphic ode ‘Black Poo / Bamboo’. Only three words, but they rhymed.

Two decades and two English Lit degrees later, it still has a pleasing cadence and - to my mind - happily rivals the greatest stanzas of Eliot or Auden.

sam g