bmw
Original ID : 77 Created On : 2002-11-24 Last Modified : 2005-05-01
“Have you ever touched a BMW?” If you answer no, then it means you are too poor to have touched a BMW. If you answer yes, then it shall be revealed that BMW stands for Black Man’s Willy. Hilarity, as ever, would ensue.
Noel G
“Would you suck a black man’s willy for a banana?”
“No.”
“Would you suck a black man’s willy for TWO bananas?”
“No!”
“Well what WOULD you suck a black man’s willy for, then?”
“Nothing!”
Hilarity will ensue, as assuredly as night follows day.
[anon]
If the response is a well-thought-out ‘I wouldn’t suck a black man’s willy for anything’, this can be easily (if unimpressively) counteracted with ‘Oh, so you would suck it for SOMETHING then.’