Law of the Playground

an archive of the least coherent encyclopaedia of playground insults on the internet
black things, the shinyness of

Original ID   : 3919
Created On    : 2004-10-14
Last Modified : 2005-05-01


After teaching the class that black surfaces absorb light, this concept caused my science teacher to leave the room for a good ten minutes.

I like to imagine that she ran around every other classroom in the building, saying “how can black things be shiny?”

Mike G