Law of the Playground

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bite-size sandwiches

Original ID   : 66
Created On    : 2002-11-24
Last Modified : 2005-05-01


The practice of going through a child’s packed lunch, removing their sandwiches wrapped in cling film, and bite through the sandwich without breaking the clingfilm. This left the sandwich in manageable, bite-sized pieces. You had to be careful as not to leave a full set of teeth marks, however, as we had seen a show on telly where they caught this murderer by his bite marks he left on his victims body. So we had to be careful just in case the teachers called the police.

Darren J