Law of the Playground

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bisto

Original ID   : 64
Created On    : 2002-11-24
Last Modified : 2005-05-01


A fart. As in “ahhh… Bisto "

[img]<div class=“caption”>The Bisto Kids, lifting the lid on a pot of farts they did earlier</div>

Simon H

Also used as a synonym for ‘fantastic’ - combined with french to create the ultimate praise: c’est la bisto .

When used to compliment a fart, the two uses combine quite nicely to create the image of an adorable thick brown fart.

[anon]

We converted the last line of a really bad Christmas hymn from;

‘Most highly favoured lady, Gloria’ to

‘Most highly flavoured gravy, aaaah…Bisto’

[anon]