Law of the Playground

an archive of the least coherent encyclopaedia of playground insults on the internet
biology through poetry

Original ID   : 63
Created On    : 2002-11-24
Last Modified : 2005-05-01


Small Breasts “Chinese, Japanese, what are these? Bumble Bees!” Large Breasts “Chinese, Japanese, what are these? Christmas Trees!” Breasts, Penis, Arse “Milk, milk, lemonade, round the corner, chocolate’s made” Arse, Breasts “Bum titty titty bum bum titty titty bum bum” Suspicions that this latter formed the basis of Freud’s Anal/Oral dichotomy were supported by the fact that our local MP at the time was Sigmund’s lugubrious grandson, Clement.

[anon]

Also, “Bum,tit-tit,bum,tit-tit play the willy banjo.”

John C