Law of the Playground

The swinging flap of chunkmeat that hangs from old women’s and dinner ladies’ upper arms.

Simon E

Also known as nan flaps.

Petra D

Also known as chamois, from the fact that they buff your car as you clean it.

Although bingo-wings are more likely to leave a sweaty grease smear on your bonnet.

Kate W

Also known as “minger wings” in honour of a girl of truely gargantuan sea cow proportions in my 6th form who had HAIR on hers.

I still can’t think about it without gagging a little.

Oh, and she smelled of biscuits.

Aaaand she was a lezzer. She was a big minger winged, dirty, biscuit stinking, sea cow lezzer. Oh yes.

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