Law of the Playground

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biddy-biddy monster, the

Original ID   : 56
Created On    : 2002-11-24
Last Modified : 2005-05-01


Alien who started his one man invasion of Earth in a small primary school in the north east of England. He started his bid for world domination by frightening an eight year old girl in the toilets by saying “Biddy-Biddy, Hello!” After two months of children combing the school field and “butterfly garden” in search of this beast, and several telephone calls by worried parents to the headmaster because their children couldn’t sleep at night, it was finally stopped by a school assembly where the existence of aliens was strenuously denied and the by now heavily armed (with sticks) anti-alien sweeps were ordered to stop.

David H

Butterfly garden? Hunh?

Jon B