Original ID : 3652 Created On : 2004-03-19 Last Modified : 2005-05-01
The well known practice of looking up rude words in the School Library’s Big Dic-tionary also works in the Bible. A quick summary of my findings…
- Song of Songs 5:2-4 contains passages about honey soaked, er, passages. - Philippians 3:8 has Saint Paul using a bad word. Um. - 1 Samuel 25:22 has King David using the phrase “he that pisseth against a wall”. - Isaiah 66:11 has a little breast play. - Proverbs 5:19 has some sound marital advice - plus nudity, rape, besitality and bum sex galore!
A rich playground for the horny teen looking to spazz out during a dull RE lesson.
Tom B
Ezekiel 23:20 talks about a woman who enjoys the company of lovers who are hung like donkeys and who can ejaculate like horses.
Editor’s note. We were a bit sceptical about this claim, but it turns out that http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Ezekiel%2023:20&version=31 And how about 23:21? “So you longed for the lewdness of your youth, when in Egypt your bosom was caressed and your young breasts fondled” . Phew! It seems that the whole of Ezekiel 23 is pretty damn filthy. It starts off like the premise of a Tania Russof movie and ends up in a Tarantinoesque bloodbath. The smutty bible-writing perverts .