Betty Confetti
Original ID : 3990 Created On : 2004-10-22 Last Modified : 2005-05-01
Frazer was married to Betty. Desite his vehement denials of the obvious fact, I put the matter beyond doubt by writing “Betty” on several amall pieces of paper, folding each twice, sneaking up behind Frazer and sprinkling them over his head whilst shreiking “Betty Confetti!” inches from his ear.
Sadly, his eardrums were not perforated. However, he did complain of a ringing in his ears. The ringing of bells. At his wedding. To Betty.