bender card
Original ID : 54 Created On : 2002-11-24 Last Modified : 2005-05-01
An imaginary card that you never knew you had until you are informed that you have dropped it. An instinctive glance at the ground is then instant proof that you are a member of this exclusive club.
Kevin D
Similarly, any response to a cry of “Oi, you’ve dropped your lipstick” would be enough to prove your gayness. But not for girls, obviously.
Nick H
The more intelligent kids would mime picking up the card, looking at it and then saying “There’s been a terrible mistake, this card has your name on it. And a little photo of you bumming your dad.”