Law of the Playground

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Bell (Standing under the)

Original ID   : 1160
Created On    : 2003-01-20
Last Modified : 2005-05-01


In my infant school, the standard punishment for being naughty was spending playtime facing the wall under a large and incredibly heavy Victorian brass bell. The inevitability of the bell falling down and striking Andrew Lynn’s head was rendered less slapstick by the severe hospitalization that ensued. By the age of 13, Andrew was reading at a rudimentary level.

Peter M