Law of the Playground

A craze that developed in the last year of secondary school, and one practiced only by a fully qualified minority of lovable thugs.

Barebacking involved grabbing someone, lifting the back of their top up, and then furiously slapping the victim's back. It was just something that occasionally happened to you - it was never a tool for singling out the weak, and it was never personal.

Unless you were Abdullah. He would get chased, entirely topless, across the playground, before getting body-slammed into a wall and punched in the spine for fifteen minutes.

log : What other terms for specific kinds of fucking have been stolen by schoolchildren to mean acts of sexless brutality? Did your school use “double fisting” to mean two punches? Maybe you thought “rainbow kisses” were something to do with sherbet and ponies, or something. Let us know!

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