Law of the Playground

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Banana Boats

Original ID   : 2631
Created On    : 2003-10-08
Last Modified : 2005-05-01


A short-lived fashion of shoes in the late ’70s. They were very flat, very wide, but most importantly, had very stiff wooden soles that stuck out at least 1/2 an inch, which were ideal for kicking shins in. I’ve just done a google search but found no references. I will personally blow anyone who can produce a picture of them. If you can find a pair in size 11, the sky’s the limit.

uncle m

Well, I’ve just googled “banana boat shoes” and got 4 references. Sure, there’re no pictures but that’s got to be worth a hand job, at least…

Nick H

If I whacked off every punter who managed a few oblique references through Google, I’d have arms like Precious McKenzie. Close, but no chafed cigar.

Don’t know who Precious McKenzie is? We didn’t. So here’s the google link to this South African http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&q=precious+mckenzie&btnG=Google+Search. Can I have a hand job off Nick Hunt please? - Log

uncle m