Law of the Playground

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Bad breath causing failure.

Original ID   : 5236
Created On    : 2005-10-14
Last Modified : 2005-10-25


Mrs Pocklington’s breath was so bad that no one dared ask her for help. If you were foolish enough to ask for help, she would come over to you and breathe her foetid stench breath of rotted shit and dead animals over you until you died. Or spewed. Or spewed then died.

We all failed History that year.