Law of the Playground

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Babb

Original ID   : 3830
Created On    : 2004-04-24
Last Modified : 2005-05-01


Babb listened to Radio 4 and collected stamps. Despite this, his fate was only sealed the day he missed the bus on the sixth form university open-day trip.

Instead of running, or walking off swearing, Babb, chose to skip contentedly behind the bus. He only fucking skipped . For long enough for everyone to see.

Subsequently, when you had a conversation with him, there were people queuing up to do a Babb behind his back. From that day, Babb was cursed to never have another conversation with anyone who wasn’t laughing at something that wasn’t quite him.

[anon]