B.H.I.
Original ID : 6819 Created On : 2011-11-03 Last Modified : 2011-11-04
The victim (let's call him Ian, for argument's sake, it was always an Ian) would be asked “Do you have a BHI?”
A positive reply would be met with the ear-splitting declaration “Ian has a baldy half-incher!”
Negative replies would be met with the slightly less offensive “What, so you don't have a big hairy invader?” On the whole, we preferred the positive response.