at least my dad's not gay

Original ID   : 30
Created On    : 2002-11-24
Last Modified : 2005-05-01

Arises from the magnificent birthday poem written to celebrate Jamie Hutchison’s birthday. It went as follows: “Today’s the day Your dad is gay But don’t be sad Lick some girl’s pad.” This gave rise to the saying “At least my dad’s not gay”, which could win you an argument when reason - as it so often does - fails. Alarming fact: it was Jamie’s 16th birthday.

[anon]

‘Yeah, well you’re ugly and your mum dresses you funny’ was a popular retort to the pronoucement that your dad is gay. The small yet significant flaw is that it does not of course deny that your dad is a homosexualist, but in fact almost seems to confirm it.