Law of the Playground

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archery, cotton reel

Original ID   : 4996
Created On    : 2005-08-18
Last Modified : 2005-11-29


The tube of a cotton reel neatly accommodates a pencil. Loop a thick elastic band over the bobbin (fnuff!), pull back the rubber (phraa!), and you can fire the pencil out at puncturing speeds.

If the idea of launching a sharpened pencil into someone’s face and eye causes you some concern, simply launch the entire school pencil supply into a polystyrene ceiling.

If anyone asks where you got a ladylike thing such as a cotton reel, answer “I stole it off a gay”. If they ask why you are stealing things from gays, reply “to better know mine enemy”.

[anon]