Law of the Playground

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Apple Pie

Original ID   : 4567
Created On    : 2005-05-05
Last Modified : 2005-05-10


In lieu of a see-saw, we had a big plastic bowl thing, which wobbled around on the ground when filled with children, like a giant weeble.

When inverted, it resembled a giant pie crust. It was therefore a logical step for myself and various misanthropic cohorts to carry it around the playground, trapping unsuspecting children beneath it, climbing on top and hammering on it with our fists, all the while shouting “APPLE PIE! APPLE PIE!”

This sounds way more fun than a crappy see-saw. Hats off to that local education authority - Conor

Ross G