Law of the Playground

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any dream will do

Original ID   : 1752
Created On    : 2003-04-03
Last Modified : 2005-05-01


The many variations on the Joseph and the Amazing Technicolour Dream Coat song “Any Dream Will Do” (Or, “I Did a Huge Poo”) (Or, “I’m a Mass-ive Jew”-Susan) .

Must also be accompanied by a child choir, so the song will go thus:

“I closed my eyes (I closed my eyes)

Walked into a table (Aaah aah)

Now I’m disabled (ah aah)”

The song tended to end there.

Kat B

#I closed my eyes, drew back my foreskin

To see for certain, what I though I knew.

There was a yeast, and the skin was breaking

My bell-end’s aching, any cream will do.#

Dave H