Law of the Playground

an archive of the least coherent encyclopaedia of playground insults on the internet
another one bites the dust

Original ID   : 1554
Created On    : 2003-03-11
Last Modified : 2005-05-01


Song sang to greet Mrs Keates back to school after a lengthy absence, during which her father died. Her mother died 6 months previous.

[anon]

Our foul German teacher was in the habit of leaving her dogs in her Volvo estate in the playground car park for protracted periods. No-one was surprised when one of them finally succumbed on a particularly humid summer’s day.

The following day she had organised some role-playing GCSE scenarios, one of which involved being in a cafe and ordering food.

So it was perfectly legitimate for the resident classhole to declare: “Ich mochte ein Hot Dog”

Phil J