Law of the Playground

an archive of the least coherent encyclopaedia of playground insults on the internet
Anne's Song

Original ID   : 5561
Created On    : 2005-12-30
Last Modified : 2005-12-31


Song about Anne, sung to the tune of ‘Consider Yourself’ from ‘Oliver’:

Anne fingers herself,
At home.
Anne fingers herself,
In front of the family.
She wanked off a horse,
At the farm.
Its clear,
She,
Didn’t do any harm.

Not to be confused with ‘Annie’s Song’ by John Denver. In THAT one she wanks off a pony .

[anon]