Law of the Playground

an archive of the least coherent encyclopaedia of playground insults on the internet
Anne-Marie O'Brien

Original ID   : 3851
Created On    : 2004-04-26
Last Modified : 2005-05-01


At 12, I was in love with her, and everyone knew it. But she had an on/off relationship with Duncan Keeling.

Out of pure, wretched sympathy for me, she gave me a peck on the cheek for my birthday, pausing just long enough to look for a clear patch of skin that wasn’t covered in adolesent acne.

It still hurts now.

Daniel R