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Anna and the Doc

Original ID   : 3451
Created On    : 2004-02-05
Last Modified : 2005-05-01


In the late 80’s there was a weekly, Captial radio phone-in about personal/sexual problems. It featured self-appointed sexagonal-aunt Anna Raeburn, and a Doc. Essential listening for all 16 year olds eager to learn about loving relationships, Or the eye-watering ins and outs of butterballing.

One night, Adam Wright was the anonymous caller. After the tragic death of his mother, his dad was forcing him to do the housework. Wearing her frocks and perfume.

As things worsened, he was urging young Adam to pay particularly close attention to the bedroom. In order to show him some fundamentally incorrect love.

Adam was gulping and fighting back tears throughout, and so moving was the concern of Anna and the Doc, that Adam didn’t have the heart to tell them - even when his mother called him down for tea - that they’d just been fished in by a fuck-minded teenager.

The TDK D90 containing this conversation was a treasured artefact for many weeks.

[anon]