Law of the Playground

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alan the ambulance

Original ID   : 16
Created On    : 2002-11-24
Last Modified : 2005-05-01


Oppressive ambulance-following game. The ambulance (Alan) would run around making dee-durr noises and all the other kids would have to get behind him and follow his lead. Making the ambulance noise yourself or not getting in line behind would mean a punch in the face. Curiously Alan left you alone if you were playing marbles.

Simon R