ainsley's piles
Original ID : 14 Created On : 2002-11-24 Last Modified : 2005-05-01
Ainsey was a strange ferry-loving kid who looked about 52. The rumour grew that he was haemerrhoidal, so post-changing room chat usually took the form of “did you see ainsey’s piles?” Incidentally, there was never a confirmed sighting of ainsey’s piles. But he had ’em, oh yes, he had ’em.