Ailments of Fat Kids
Original ID : 4298 Created On : 2004-12-16 Last Modified : 2005-05-01
If you are a fat kid, and it is approaching time for PE, the following excuses are most convincing;
- twisted ankles - and no wonder, supporting that vast bulk - nausea - both from unaccustomed physical exertion, and the body’s natural way to make room for more delicious food - stomach ache - and with that much stomach, it’s statistically certain that some of it must ache, although this is often interpreted by fat children as hunger with the cry " I can’t do volleyball, I’m hungry "
Just try not to run too fast to the coke machine once you’ve been excused.