Law of the Playground

an archive of the least coherent encyclopaedia of playground insults on the internet
adidas

Original ID   : 12
Created On    : 2002-11-24
Last Modified : 2005-05-01


Adidas bags can be doctored so that the logo is an acrostic for;

all day I dream about sex

after dinner I do a shit

a dirty indian did a shit

arse dicking is dangerous after supper

For double deedas, try;

a dirty indian did a shit and did it down a sewer

Jon B

after dinner I did a shit,

(then backwards)

soon after desert I did another

[anon]

A dick is dirty after sex

Bdave

all day I deserve a sexual (rubbing) - this version addresses the underused (R) registered trademark symbol.

[anon]

a durex is disposable after sex

Sam

A Dildo Inserted Deeply Adds Stimulation. I was very proud of that one.

[anon]

Using tippex and black pen:

Adidas= bad ass

Coooooool city, until you say it out loud and it becomes “bad arse.” Not quite as sexy.

griff

Then you can do it backwards, and in your dad’s apartment…

sex all day in dad’s apartment

[anon]

after diarrhoea I detest anal sex… whether as giver or receiver is left to the imagination.

[anon]

it’s the acronym that keeps on giving:

all day I drink animal spunk

[anon]