Law of the Playground

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Accelerator

Original ID   : 1217
Created On    : 2003-01-27
Last Modified : 2011-09-25


Given to the smallest, weakest kid during games lessons. Victim is pinned to the floor and asked if he wants “an accelerator”. Regardless of the answer (no-one ever says “yes”), you spread his legs, put your foot on his bollocks, and floor it. The engine realistically rises in pitch as you press harder, just like a real car.

Nick H