Law of the Playground

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Abracadabra Motherfucker

Original ID   : 3561
Created On    : 2004-02-25
Last Modified : 2005-05-01


A dinner lady once asked a colleague what the magic word was, after he forgot to say please. His response?

“Abracadabra motherfucker, now give me my potatoes!”

He later claimed that he had been calling the dinner lady “Mother Hubbard” as a term of endearment. It was a nice try.

The Boy T