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6 sneezes = Orgasm

Original ID   : 5902
Created On    : 2006-03-29
Last Modified : 2006-05-02


I don’t think it has ever been established whether the feeling of 6 sneezes in a row equals an orgasm, or if you sneeze 6 times, the sheer power results in uncontrollable ejaculation. When experimenting, do not use an extremely sharp pencil to induce sneezes in art class as it will result in a nosebleed.

Scott D

My mate’s older brother claimed he’d seen a proper scientific programme where they PROVED that a sneeze is the second most pleasurable body experience next to an orgasm.

Rubbish. Poo’s are much more pleasurable, and last longer too.

[anon]