0
- •
6 sneezes = Orgasm
- •
10,000 brain cells, losing
- •
1314
- •
19cm
- •
3 in 1 Offensive Gesture Combo
- •
2p
- •
5 x 5s
- •
3D Ride
- •
7 minutes
- •
10 print "hello" 20 goto 10
- •
100m - 1500m
- •
3d6
- •
54321 liftoff
- •
88
A
- •
abbot, sexual guru
- •
Ali Bugger Launch
- •
ADIE'S
- •
about 15 ft
- •
All the Young Jews
- •
AIDS on toast
- •
Away and Away
- •
Anne's Song
- •
Art Exam Inspiration
- •
Annual School Ranking Lists
- •
Arsehole, arsehole
- •
Adams, Mr
- •
archery, cotton reel
- •
Aftershave up the Arse
- •
Angry Dragon
- •
Apple Pie
- •
A bit like you
- •
all statements on this board are false
- •
Ailments of Fat Kids
- •
Arrrgh P-
- •
Arblaster, Barbara
- •
A time to charish
- •
arsehead, fuckwit
- •
arson, junior
- •
Aardvark Tig
- •
a.j.f.f.
- •
Action Man
- •
anita
- •
Anne-Marie O'Brien
- •
arty farty
- •
Andy McNally's Squirrel Game
- •
Abracadabra Motherfucker
- •
Anna and the Doc
- •
Amsterdam police
- •
Arran Bees
- •
amusing yourself and yourself alone
- •
Airwolf
- •
at least my sister hasn't got a fat face
- •
Ambassadors for the School
- •
Another rib gone
- •
Alice what’s the matter?
- •
answer, the, possesion of by smarties
- •
arse sweet
- •
ablative absolute
- •
Ayatollah Khomeini and Salman Rushdie
- •
Allen, "Woody"
- •
Angel's Mum's Dead
- •
alain
- •
adge
- •
assembly safari
- •
Air embolism
- •
America; source of all futuristic toys/films/shoes etc.
- •
animals, the effects of jumping on
- •
AIDS
- •
Ayrton Sennis
- •
Arse injected death syndrome
- •
aiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeee!
- •
ATILLA THE NUN
- •
Allah hu Akbar
- •
any dream will do
- •
Awwww!
- •
American accents, inexplicable use of
- •
Army Cadet Fainting Sweepstake
- •
another one bites the dust
- •
arranged marriage on the walk to school
- •
Ah, condor
- •
Anal Sex
- •
Amiga
- •
american psycho
- •
Alcoholic Mr Stinton
- •
Apaches
- •
Adidas Winfields
- •
Accelerator
- •
Archie
- •
Ambush!
- •
At least I have a mom, not two dads and a hole in the wall
- •
A0 paper aeroplane
- •
Ape Shit
- •
Arse-kicking party
- •
arrrrrrrr barbarrrrrrrr
- •
aflid
- •
a.g.l.a.
- •
abc
- •
accidents, wheelchair, sports day
- •
actually, my dad's in a wheelchair
- •
adidas
- •
adrian lamb
- •
ainsley's piles
- •
airhorn
- •
alan the ambulance
- •
and-e-roo
- •
andy graham disease
- •
animal farm
- •
anne marie anne marie anne marie
- •
annicks
- •
apparatus
- •
appetite for cheeky bum sex
- •
are you a benny tied to a tree?
- •
are you a comedian?
- •
are you a fawn?
- •
are you a homo?, catch 22
- •
arrows
- •
arrrrrrrr
- •
at least my dad's not gay
- •
at least my mum's not in a wheelchair
B
- •
Bloodshot Buttocks
- •
Black Magic
- •
B.H.I.
- •
brulé
- •
Bendy Herman
- •
Berk
- •
baddiel!
- •
Benson
- •
Birthday Punishment
- •
Boggy Ball
- •
Bottle Dick
- •
Being 'Casual'
- •
blancmange, horrible-looking
- •
Bucket Suspension
- •
Book
- •
being shit at football
- •
Basin basher
- •
Bad Idea
- •
Bad breath causing failure.
- •
Bongo Jim
- •
blind week
- •
Buddy Stop, The
- •
big and loose and full of juice
- •
Binky The Wonder Slug
- •
Bum Sweat
- •
Brian's hairy arse and balls
- •
Barebacking
- •
Being Nice to Craig
- •
Bummer It
- •
Bullying/ Racist Incidents
- •
bully box
- •
Boss
- •
Bluetooth Buddies
- •
bocie
- •
Bollocks, appreciation of
- •
BenWatt
- •
Bionics
- •
Buzzby (sic)
- •
Bees
- •
Bastard file
- •
Being mr. Satterswaite
- •
Betty Confetti
- •
Biology Bumfunnery
- •
Bumming "y"
- •
black things, the shinyness of
- •
Babb
- •
Boss Fugel
- •
bean dateman
- •
Balzac
- •
Breaking and entering
- •
bible, smut in the
- •
Bumper Cars
- •
Bill Phil Gill
- •
Boba Fett's backpack
- •
Ball is in your Cunt, the
- •
badger setts, imaginary
- •
Bullies, subsequent gayness of
- •
Brenton Stanton
- •
Boy David, the
- •
Blind football
- •
Braille Hymn Books
- •
British Bulldog
- •
Brian Cant
- •
Bollock?, Are you the next Jackson
- •
backseat bandits
- •
Biting rude parts
- •
beating up the sons of alleged local gangsters
- •
Budgies
- •
brassneck
- •
Banana Boats
- •
boar's head, the
- •
Burton Joyce
- •
Biff shoes
- •
burpees
- •
Blatant disregard of being sent out of class
- •
Biscuits, Comedy
- •
Bleaching
- •
brilly burgers
- •
B.C.G
- •
Bombakini
- •
Broken footballs
- •
bum tubing
- •
Blazers!
- •
Boolam
- •
Bulls' eyes
- •
Betty Swollocks and friends
- •
Builders Poo
- •
Bogieflys
- •
Bumming Bushes, the
- •
Bastard Week
- •
Beast
- •
Barber is a thief
- •
Bigchiefweightumlegs
- •
Baz Bucklow
- •
BMX
- •
Black people
- •
Bobby Lookup
- •
Burp Tennis
- •
bullying
- •
Bonnet Log
- •
Beebusters
- •
Biology Boy
- •
Bradwell
- •
Breeding ground for gays
- •
Because i've got the key
- •
Bagnall's Paedophile jacket
- •
beef stew
- •
boyfriends, victim has 200
- •
being god
- •
bus tipping
- •
Bumdrag
- •
Beats
- •
bomb the argentinans
- •
Birds flock to my cock
- •
Backwash
- •
bangkok
- •
Bell (Standing under the)
- •
Belm
- •
buck-a-chow
- •
Bus spotting
- •
bananas?
- •
boogieman
- •
brrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
- •
Bonzo the invisible dog
- •
Bugger Train
- •
Bunhead
- •
Barker '95 Challenge
- •
bagmoo!, a-a-a-
- •
boil-in-the-bag rats
- •
bummer daniels
- •
b.j.d. (billy joel detention)
- •
bfosd
- •
b.k.
- •
b.k.'s banana
- •
b.k.'s strap
- •
b.o. baracas
- •
b.t.
- •
b.t. baracus
- •
baby babylon
- •
baby games
- •
ball
- •
bang bang, you're dead, 50 bullets in your head
- •
baron fishponds
- •
barrow gurney
- •
barrrrrrn!
- •
barry hendy
- •
barry, the name of Heroes
- •
basil clithopps
- •
battiment
- •
batty, shame on your
- •
be-yourselves, the
- •
because god hated them
- •
beetroot song, the
- •
being the who
- •
bender card
- •
bersey
- •
biddy-biddy monster, the
- •
biff
- •
big brown brothel, 27p
- •
big cock randy mountains
- •
big thrills for noddy and big ears
- •
bingo wings
- •
binning
- •
biology through poetry
- •
bisto
- •
bitch on heat
- •
bite-size sandwiches
- •
bitterness, inexplicable burst of repressed
- •
black man's wedding
- •
blackboards, unattended
- •
blimeys
- •
blind repetition
- •
blind swearing
- •
bloo poo
- •
blow jobs
- •
blowgun fights
- •
blue goldfish
- •
bmw
- •
bob baiting
- •
bodley head
- •
bogroll, catch 22
- •
bogwashing
- •
boob ladies
- •
boost morale
- •
bosh - ira aids
- •
botschafter
- •
bou-shay
- •
boxlex
- •
boyle, you bastard
- •
break friends
- •
breakdancing, unimpressive
- •
brian may
- •
brillo pads
- •
bronno
- •
brown slacks binnif
- •
brown stosh
- •
bruce wee
- •
brucie bonus
- •
bud bud ding ding
- •
buddy, my
- •
budge
- •
bugger me
- •
buggery
- •
bulbous beans
- •
bum chums
- •
bum sniffers club
- •
bum-tit-tit
- •
bumhole, replacement of last word of book titles with
- •
bummer
- •
bumming
- •
bundy
- •
bundys bank
- •
burp n blow
- •
burrowing willies
- •
bursar
C
- •
Cod Wars
- •
Cool wars
- •
cock smack
- •
Capri Sun Challenge
- •
Child Stud
- •
Countdown
- •
Camps
- •
Concentration!
- •
conkers, not playing
- •
Connor
- •
Chair Nobs
- •
card games, violent
- •
cook that last sausage cold
- •
Cat Attire
- •
cockney knees up, mass bullying by
- •
Cross-Country
- •
Clique formation demonstrated
- •
Cack
- •
Cheese on Toast
- •
Clim Clofwell's Dodgems
- •
confessions, unexpected but welcome
- •
current
- •
Crystal
- •
crap raper
- •
Cowboy Time
- •
Creme Egg, Speed-Eating
- •
Cup-a-Poop
- •
Counter Bullying
- •
Cupped hands, vomiting into a teacher's
- •
chocolate cock, the
- •
crack cocaine
- •
comme tu es bête
- •
Cheeky Cunt
- •
Coffin Mom
- •
crisps, fun with
- •
cuntfucker
- •
cross and the switchblade, the
- •
computer studies, eppie in
- •
classroom, wasp in the
- •
Count your blessings
- •
Classroom Mafia
- •
Cupboards, possessed
- •
Chasing Brett Palfrey
- •
Calypso Cups
- •
come on lads, take the strain!
- •
condoms of dewy gibbon, the
- •
Cribbage
- •
Cleave The Sod
- •
cheapies
- •
Colin's Dialysis Machine
- •
Contagious Asthma
- •
cannabis education
- •
cigarette sparklers
- •
cat in a bag
- •
Cheese Sandwiches
- •
Chadwick Preston Gay
- •
Canteen hygiene, or lack thereof
- •
Crap Excuses
- •
Cambo
- •
cat fingerer
- •
Cedric the Snake
- •
Coinsy
- •
Crucifixion
- •
Cleaners aren't here to clean up after you, the
- •
Catholic members of staff, apology letters to...
- •
Chinese/Japanese
- •
cuntshitter
- •
candy necklaces
- •
Consequences
- •
Chemical symbols
- •
chewing a brick
- •
Crisp sandwiches
- •
camel fart
- •
Chain reaction
- •
Chicken or the Egg?
- •
Colditz
- •
Crop the Wanker
- •
Chewing Gum Romance
- •
Creosote nob
- •
Cross Country Cheating
- •
Canvas bag decoration
- •
Catriona's fannypads
- •
Circle Game, The
- •
Cow tipping
- •
Cak !!
- •
Classical Wank
- •
Code name: "Ebenstein"
- •
Choked
- •
Crotcho
- •
Cunt eastwood
- •
cash club
- •
Captain Sadness
- •
Christopher Hoyle
- •
Curtains
- •
choose wisely
- •
Chemistry lab, weaponry of the
- •
Chummer
- •
chewit launch
- •
clacker knackers
- •
Chinny Barbados
- •
Clarence Boddicker
- •
cheddar road
- •
Coke Can Turd
- •
Confusing David
- •
Culture, the
- •
correctness, insufferable
- •
c'est with relish
- •
ca-ca, ya bitch
- •
callum savage vs mr thomas
- •
camel club
- •
camel yocker trap
- •
can i have a p please bob?
- •
can you see it shine?
- •
car jack
- •
carmel
- •
cascaid forms
- •
catch 22, miscellaneous
- •
catshagging
- •
cave
- •
ceasar
- •
ceiling dribbler
- •
celebrity plane
- •
cha man
- •
cha-copter
- •
cha-mobile
- •
chalk balls
- •
chalky balls
- •
charity week
- •
cheese
- •
chef fozkin's cheese balls
- •
chelsea glossop
- •
cherry lips where the antelope roam
- •
chicken bumswing
- •
chicken george (one example of a universal phenomenon)
- •
chicken group
- •
chicken scratch
- •
chin, uses of the
- •
chinese rude finger
- •
chinese whispers
- •
chinese whispers, crap
- •
ching chong chinaman
- •
chisel man
- •
chod
- •
chow mein
- •
chris lebeau's quiff
- •
christening, doctor martens
- •
christmas
- •
chubbing
- •
chug
- •
circumcision, what is?
- •
classes that end in an e, and their poetry
- •
clemo
- •
cling film
- •
cliverdrive
- •
cock-on-the-rock
- •
cockfeast
- •
colbert's brother
- •
comf, comff
- •
coming hard
- •
commercial hairs
- •
cool
- •
cool gang, the
- •
coral garden
- •
country fayre
- •
country pancake
- •
country roads
- •
crazes, unorthodox
- •
creeping tables
- •
criminal genius
- •
cripple
- •
crog, croggy
- •
crogger
- •
cross-stitch
- •
crustying
- •
cuffer
- •
cum sandwich, explanation
- •
cunt
- •
cuntstack
D
- •
Disabled piano-playing
- •
david wilkie, i swam with
- •
DIY Surgery
- •
Daddy I have Finished
- •
Dungeons and Dragons
- •
Droopy Cock
- •
Dairylea
- •
Deaf Teacher
- •
Drunken defecation
- •
Death countdown
- •
deaf children, bullying
- •
Drama, how not to do
- •
degrees of sophistication in latin curses
- •
Dad's Settee
- •
Don't point out shit!
- •
Dance to the music (Rock rock rock)
- •
Donkey
- •
DIAL 3808 AND ASK FOR PHIL
- •
Dear Mr Fisher
- •
Does this milk smell off to you?
- •
Deffo
- •
Do you like to shag grannies?
- •
Dear Watertank
- •
Don't bend down ...
- •
death book
- •
dick seat, The
- •
Death in chemistry
- •
drinking fountains.
- •
Drug Dealers
- •
Duck or get stabbed
- •
Death Poke
- •
Do you want me to read that out to the whole class?
- •
Duke of Edinburgh Award, Bronze Level, Failing
- •
Drop Of Death
- •
Dice Game, The
- •
Derek's Nan
- •
Days of Old
- •
dirty protests, red
- •
David Huggett
- •
Disney movies
- •
Double Bulldog
- •
Did you see "Indiana Jones" last night?
- •
Disney Nakedness
- •
Dad up a chimney
- •
Diapers
- •
Dobblemonger
- •
dictionaries, hiding
- •
David Smart's sister
- •
dead brother
- •
Downplaying stabbing incidents
- •
Doorknob! Window!
- •
dickhead
- •
dring! dring!
- •
Dickon Hares
- •
dirty friday
- •
das ist meine schildkrote!
- •
Dirty Duck
- •
design and communication
- •
Digital watch reflections
- •
Distance pissing
- •
Dick On Tongue
- •
Ding dong ding dong
- •
Diadora Scrubs
- •
Darkroom Dick Trick
- •
Ded Embryo
- •
Dinlow
- •
daddy
- •
Doctor Tug
- •
Death
- •
Death by chocolate
- •
Dunky, Dunkey, (pl. Dunkies)
- •
Discosticks
- •
Dubbins
- •
ding dong dairylea
- •
Duck!
- •
Deeeeeeeno! Icecream Man
- •
Dead Mum, hey there you with the
- •
doorknob
- •
D. S.
- •
dogshit dope
- •
dead actually, My Mum is
- •
Delve
- •
Damocles' Pritt-stick
- •
Denki Anma or "The baby"
- •
dirty rain
- •
d.f.s.
- •
daddy whackers
- •
dangly-greeny
- •
darren carrington
- •
david palmer factoburst
- •
davie dunn
- •
dealing in mud
- •
dearling's disappearing class
- •
dearling's screaming gym
- •
decked
- •
der-brain
- •
derek shags convict's wives
- •
deskwriting
- •
diarrhoea
- •
dicksplash
- •
div
- •
divorce
- •
do you fancy my bird?
- •
do you like sam fox?
- •
do you use toilet paper?
- •
doccer kill
- •
does your dad drive a vulva?
- •
does your grandfather play the piano?
- •
doing a gandhi
- •
don't cross the streams
- •
don't crowd me, fans
- •
don't cry, dry your eyes
- •
don't go near him, he's psycho
- •
don't touch what you can't afford
- •
door corner crush
- •
double agents
- •
douglas bader football - another entirely welcome lsd story
- •
down's syndrome
- •
dragon 32
- •
duck, fuck a
- •
duck, fuck a, in hucknall
- •
duffel coat tents
- •
dunlop trainers
- •
durex club, popeye & coco pops songs
- •
dusting
- •
dusting, advanced
- •
dying spaceship
E
- •
Extender Head
- •
Endurance
- •
Empathy Day
- •
electric white board, the
- •
Elephant juice
- •
Emmanuelle Béard
- •
Eech, meech, hen's keech, toley, bum, fart.
- •
epileprosy
- •
Epididydoo
- •
Evil Eagle Patrol
- •
enculer, va te faire
- •
Emenies
- •
Err… It's all hairy
- •
Elastic
- •
Evil Edna
- •
Eef
- •
epididymis, the amazing flying
- •
eenie meenie minee mo
- •
Emmmmmmmaaaaaaaaaa
- •
Ex-EEEEES!
- •
Everything-proof shield
- •
e.l.p
- •
EE-A, EE-A
- •
ernie and burt confusion
- •
e team dropouts
- •
eagle, stare it out like an
- •
echo
- •
ecoutez et repetez
- •
eduardo pratt
- •
eeeeeeeeeeee
- •
egg dribble
- •
eggie eggie sa sa
- •
egging
- •
eggy apple
- •
eggy banner
- •
eggy doyler
- •
eggydemic
- •
elastic divide
- •
electric beard, the
- •
elmo
- •
emery dermis
- •
encrocklement
- •
eppie
- •
errhhhuuuuu!
- •
error
- •
ethiopia
- •
every gay boy deserves fudge
- •
everyone's a wally
- •
exclusion, methods of
- •
executive will press for highest penalties against offenders
- •
exmoor!
- •
experiment
- •
external bladder, the single boon of having an
F
- •
Flicking Bogeys at the Sun
- •
forehead writing
- •
Farting etiquette
- •
Fozzie Ferrison
- •
fanny rumours, self-inflicted
- •
Fainting in Class
- •
Fleas
- •
Fan of Fortune
- •
Fat Eddie
- •
Fainting boners
- •
full metal jacket, bad timing when quoting from
- •
fat spastic
- •
Fartistic
- •
Fudge, A finger of
- •
Fish Tanking
- •
fripples
- •
Fleeing Arabs, The
- •
Flick The Nipple, Ride The Ripple
- •
fat monk
- •
Fucking Onechop
- •
Fruit and milk phallus
- •
Flea Darts
- •
for good friends and for good food
- •
Fainting
- •
Fernandron
- •
Fucking Dab
- •
f of x
- •
Fung Chow
- •
Finger Clicking
- •
First Name Terms
- •
Fatty Drums
- •
French exchange students
- •
finders keepers
- •
Football booby trap
- •
fucking hell
- •
Faulkner, Mr
- •
F.A.P
- •
Fans
- •
FFFFF
- •
Flying Saucers, blindness from
- •
Farting/Curved Air
- •
Fuckingham road
- •
Fogie
- •
Farrow
- •
fat teacher, sudden dissapearance of
- •
free deidre rachid
- •
Fart denial, with chins
- •
fart rhymes, german
- •
fub
- •
Firecracker in coat
- •
falling over
- •
french is poo
- •
Fascinating Manoj
- •
Foam; coming from school kitchens
- •
Fanny Farting (Frog Chorus)
- •
Fireboots
- •
Fun With Pencils
- •
Frank the Bummer Man
- •
Foreign exchange pupils
- •
Fake chewing gum
- •
footie in the face
- •
Fantasies that should be forgotten
- •
Fart Capacitor
- •
Feefola
- •
Fixtures
- •
Frottage
- •
Fiddling
- •
Fat Teacher
- •
Frog Blowing
- •
Fog, The
- •
finger, the
- •
Fishpond
- •
Fred Durst Experience, The
- •
Feighknights
- •
fuck-tion
- •
Fuzzy Duck
- •
floating spunk
- •
frog, exploding
- •
Flamethrower
- •
Farting League
- •
fenian
- •
fake swearing
- •
fraggle rock, second verse
- •
Flid Fights
- •
Friday Afternoon Fight Room
- •
freddy fish finger
- •
Fudge tax
- •
Fraagian
- •
Friendly Fred
- •
Franzi the Gay Pig
- •
Fucking Egg
- •
Figgy Bullshits
- •
freemealers, the
- •
fuck up
- •
flid flippers
- •
freaky dee
- •
\*fx 11,1
- •
fainting, fake
- •
fake hand
- •
fancy dress klansmen
- •
fanjo
- •
fanny merchant
- •
farmer
- •
farts, special places for
- •
farts, special times for
- •
fat boy running
- •
fat brothers
- •
fat kids
- •
fat momma
- •
fatty and thinny
- •
feel spaz
- •
felch
- •
fifi folle
- •
fight fart
- •
fight fight fight fight
- •
fight room
- •
fire extinguisher
- •
first the worst
- •
fish
- •
flea castle
- •
flea powder
- •
fleg
- •
flids, flidding
- •
fluffs
- •
flying colours
- •
flying talbots
- •
foot chuffers
- •
freak of the week
- •
frigidity test
- •
frothcake
- •
fuck
- •
fuck fuck willy willy wank wank piss
- •
fuck shit wanker tit bum
- •
fucker
- •
fucker-mother
- •
fucking ada
- •
fuckwit hopkins
- •
furniture, naming
- •
furtle
G
- •
gay ape, nicky is a
- •
guff game
- •
Gobbert
- •
gay game, the
- •
German Nick
- •
Graffiti, crap
- •
geordie racer
- •
Greaves' Disease
- •
Green crumpets
- •
ginger tax
- •
GROW UP
- •
girls' elbows, gratification from
- •
Golden Showers
- •
GCSEs, true worth of
- •
Gay teacher
- •
Gypsy Racer Bicycle
- •
Guinea pig death
- •
GRAN
- •
Gay and British
- •
Gingers
- •
Ghosts
- •
Griffin Savers Bag
- •
Goodie's Revenge
- •
Graunch, the
- •
Grossett
- •
Gavin's Dad's Dog
- •
Giant Snow Cock on Headmaster's Lawn
- •
gerrunder
- •
Garlic sausage
- •
Genie, the
- •
going to live on the farm
- •
Gay Times, reading of
- •
Gravel Kill
- •
gayness
- •
Gestapo Joke
- •
Garet Teske
- •
germlock
- •
GBH
- •
Garbage Pail Kids
- •
Gérard Depardieu
- •
Gaydrian
- •
Goat of Mendes
- •
grass houses
- •
Game with No Name, the
- •
glans
- •
Gay Bar
- •
gardengami
- •
Goose milk
- •
Gary Lineker
- •
Grog Pit
- •
Go fuck yer mum.
- •
Going commando
- •
Gary
- •
Getting insults wrong...
- •
Gilbert
- •
Great Universal
- •
Grease monkeys
- •
Getting your cock out in assembly
- •
Gypsy's challenge
- •
G E RaynAUlT ... is a cunt.
- •
gravity, demonstration of
- •
Gas Vans
- •
Gay Barry
- •
Getting a "Legger"
- •
girls acting like horses
- •
Gush, the
- •
Gaymond Hardon
- •
Genital Interrogation
- •
golden cockerel infinite regress
- •
Gayboy denims
- •
german terrorists
- •
Ghost Gang, the
- •
Gang War
- •
ggnb
- •
Genealogy
- •
gay humour
- •
Gay Games
- •
Gypsy's kiss
- •
Go Slow
- •
Grand Old Duke of York
- •
Glory, Glory, Halilujah
- •
goat's arse
- •
goat's back
- •
Goof Troop, the
- •
Gay Raper
- •
Gay showers
- •
Gay Boys Die From AIDS
- •
gîte
- •
giles
- •
go to....
- •
granny's garden
- •
g.b.h.
- •
g.b.s.
- •
gay
- •
gay on your back (catch 22)
- •
gay tray
- •
gaylord
- •
gaymo
- •
geese
- •
general studies, exclusion from
- •
genital reassignment
- •
genuine acts of torture
- •
gerbil trousers
- •
germans and jews
- •
get down on it
- •
getting a chase
- •
gibb's surprise
- •
ginstered
- •
gippo box
- •
girl disease tick one-nil
- •
girl top trumps
- •
give me my fucking glasses back
- •
glass eye
- •
glue flicking
- •
go 'ave a wank in the bath
- •
go buy one
- •
goat's cheese
- •
goat's plod, the
- •
gob botherer
- •
gobble off
- •
going for gold, the very best dedicated website for
- •
going into orbit
- •
gola
- •
gold watches
- •
gorfargan
- •
gourdy gourdy
- •
grade a anal raping material
- •
granny bashers
- •
granny busters
- •
grapple my grapenuts
- •
great sage, the
- •
green wee man
- •
grenades, future necessity of
- •
grimace
- •
grotty grins
- •
grundyrunner
- •
guess the hair
- •
guess what?
- •
guffy mong
H
- •
Holloway, the Uber Cool
- •
Horny Rose is big loggy
- •
Hairy Watch, the
- •
Hide & Seek
- •
Headmaster on the radio
- •
Hichest quality plastic rulers
- •
Honest Wanker
- •
Hey guys! Check this out!
- •
Have a good trip
- •
HYSTERECTOMY
- •
Heads!
- •
Hugely unconvincing Blutack/Shoebox Bomb
- •
Hedgehog Crisps
- •
Hoover
- •
Hello Jack hows your back
- •
heat is on, the
- •
Hidden Porn
- •
He's got the whole world in his hands...
- •
Hair dye
- •
Hey , You! The Rock Steady Crew!
- •
Half Past
- •
have you ever been caught...(Catch 22)
- •
Heterosexual gayness
- •
Hu-Flung-Shit
- •
helping kids with cancer?
- •
hitler, as inappropriate answer in examinations
- •
Hallowed be thy...
- •
helmut kohl
- •
Hand man
- •
hello sailor!
- •
Harty
- •
Humming
- •
HAIRY BALLS THEOREM
- •
Heats
- •
Holly Is A Slag
- •
Holmes ejaculated
- •
Hitler; as job description
- •
Hedge Hopping
- •
Hammock of Doom
- •
Hairball XL-5
- •
Health Hazard
- •
Hippy Habadda
- •
heat, smell of
- •
Horace.
- •
Hammer Test
- •
hillsborough disaster
- •
Hymn Books
- •
Hello sir, it's Paul Allen
- •
hello Pakistani
- •
Head bagging
- •
Humphrey
- •
headmistress, shagging the
- •
hacking
- •
haircut 100
- •
haircut city
- •
haircut!
- •
hairlo
- •
half-mast
- •
hangers
- •
happiness, cockney phonetic
- •
hardest fourth year
- •
have you got a rubber, jonny?
- •
hebrew
- •
hedgehogs
- •
hee haw
- •
helix game, the
- •
hello brown
- •
hello my name is lucky
- •
hi, knee
- •
hiding in a cupboard and mooing
- •
high pavement
- •
hitler baby
- •
hobnobgobbler
- •
hockle
- •
how d'ya like them apples?
- •
how far do you think you'll get with that attitude?
- •
hugeblow grubb
- •
hulla mulla
- •
human buckaroo
- •
hymns, replacing words in
I
- •
Itching powder
- •
it's what's inside that counts
- •
I fucked my sister
- •
Irresponsible Dinner Ladies
- •
Inter Yermam
- •
if it says so it must be true
- •
Inspector Fanny
- •
it could have happened to anyone of you
- •
I don't want to fight you..
- •
Ice Cream Machine
- •
I Only Want to be your friend
- •
If you read this you are gay
- •
I can't afford it
- •
I AM SUTCLIFFE!
- •
I haven't had an orgasm!
- •
Indiana Jones, Unpremeditated Nazism Caused By
- •
Internet Glitches
- •
Ineffectual Racism
- •
I'm a rapist!
- •
Invigilators
- •
Insult Reversal
- •
It's not lunchtime, Alan!
- •
Idiot, fucking
- •
Iodine in my eye
- •
Idiot Park
- •
infra-red, Fun With
- •
I'll Give You Love
- •
it will be hard soon
- •
i'm not heterosexual!!
- •
I don't know, it hasn't got a label on
- •
I Saw a Sign
- •
In the jungle - variation
- •
I take plastic
- •
Injected, injected for life, booster, immunisation
- •
incest as a confidence
- •
Indicator Mash Potato
- •
Inter-School Fights
- •
Is it 'rape', sir?
- •
If Jupiter landed on your foot it wouldn't hurt
- •
i know you are but what am i?
- •
I've lost my puberty!
- •
I Hope Your Firstborn Is A Cripple
- •
Inifinty Plus One
- •
Idunnop
- •
I should be so lucky...
- •
I now have the honour of eating a potato.
- •
insults, bengali
- •
ib dib dog shit
- •
I will brush my muff
- •
Ip dip, dog shit
- •
IDST
- •
Iron Chest, the
- •
I WOZ ERE (a cautionary tale about letting your children near Nigel Rees books)
- •
I Am A Cunt Club
- •
i am a mongol
- •
i am a robot
- •
i blue off
- •
i'll get naked if you get naked
- •
i'm an alley cat!
- •
i'm not gay!
- •
i'm sofa king we tar did
- •
i'm telling, you're smelling
- •
i'm telling, you're smelling, batman variant
- •
i've been hit in the willy
- •
iced ink
- •
ich habe hunger
- •
if you're happy and you know it
- •
ill-advised face-to-face spittle flecked mania
- •
illy dilly dog's willy
- •
immunity in excess
- •
in the jungle
- •
in the jungle (alternative)
- •
indelible make-up
- •
injection for life, katie burgess
- •
innapropriate teacher behaviour
- •
inverted nipples
- •
ipmat
- •
ipmatc
- •
is your mum dead?
- •
it, variations on the theme of
- •
it's my uncle
J
- •
join our club
- •
John picks his nose and eats it
- •
Jelly face
- •
Junkmey Rovers
- •
Jimmy is Satan
- •
Johnnydodger
- •
John Doyle
- •
Journey of Doom
- •
julian
- •
Junior bomb disposal resulting in gluteal conflagration
- •
Jammy Scorpion
- •
Just shout **NO** at them
- •
J.I.s.M
- •
Jesus, do you love
- •
Jackanory
- •
Jossel(s)
- •
Jew - The Bank of Jerusalem
- •
Jews, and rumours of the existence thereof
- •
jean-luc picard
- •
jinx
- •
Jizz
- •
jod, are you the son of
- •
Jewy Jewy Guff Guff
- •
Julie
- •
Johnny Halfdick
- •
Jamie Bulger mime
- •
Jelly cubes
- •
Jammy Runaround
- •
Jack Ups
- •
jason moody
- •
jab, the
- •
jabba the mutt
- •
jabba the slut
- •
jackie d
- •
jacobs
- •
japs and brits
- •
je suis fatigué
- •
jeans (sleeping in)
- •
jed
- •
jesus christ, superstar
- •
jesus died on a wee cross
- •
jew-bundle
- •
jew!
- •
jimmy saville
- •
jingo bingo
- •
joey deacon
- •
john mardon
- •
john's not mad
- •
jugs!
- •
jumble-gippo
- •
jump the sandy sick
- •
jungle beats
- •
just because you've got hair around your lips doesn't mean you have to talk like a cunt
K
- •
King...gay!
- •
Kabbadi
- •
Keeper on safari
- •
Knees up mother brown
- •
Keep it together, Amos!
- •
Killer clowns
- •
kwebbers
- •
King Mong
- •
Keys to the Gay Club
- •
King Dong
- •
Kinder Eggs
- •
King Lick
- •
knickers
- •
keys
- •
Kevin
- •
Kapraa
- •
Kindergarten in the nude
- •
King Cnut
- •
king of the table
- •
Kudos.
- •
Kids Army
- •
King of the Rocket Men
- •
Kieran Lavery
- •
Kiss Flaps
- •
Kneel
- •
keyboard playing, non-existent
- •
King of the Castle
- •
kebab
- •
kick the martin
- •
kicksies
- •
kiddy in the middle
- •
kind or mean?
- •
king kibbutz
- •
kippering
- •
kiss chase
- •
kiss my tax bracket
- •
kiss, cuddle or torture
- •
knock knock jokes
- •
konstant cumming
L
- •
lessebo
- •
Lesmonds
- •
life support, imaginary girlfriend on
- •
Lateness
- •
Louise Elliot
- •
Leaf Collectors
- •
Lyric Writing, Elementary
- •
Logger. The Man. The Action.
- •
lifesaving lunchboxes
- •
Logic, irrefutable
- •
Logo
- •
Listen to this
- •
Letts Study Aids
- •
Limousine
- •
Lead poisoning
- •
Leslie Swamp
- •
Locked in a locker
- •
lemon slips
- •
Line, dot, electric shock
- •
Librarian Logic
- •
Life, fundamental unfairness of
- •
la bamba, as description of pubic area
- •
Let him have it!
- •
Lemon Curd
- •
Lightning Sitdown
- •
Lightsabres
- •
luxury, dizzy heights of
- •
leprosy
- •
Locker Booby Traps
- •
La Rochelle
- •
lurgie corner, the
- •
Little Reindeer
- •
Love Percentages, calculation of
- •
Latin teachers, insanity of
- •
Litter Box, the
- •
log
- •
laser eyes
- •
Let's Go Timmy Long!
- •
Leo's Log
- •
Look, the filing cabinet's giving birth - do you like me?
- •
Land Crab
- •
laughter, inappropriate
- •
last to sit down
- •
lambeth walk, occurrence of 'gay' in lyrics
- •
la plante magique
- •
lab assistants
- •
ladybird lorry driving
- •
ladybirds, farting
- •
latin teachers, jewish
- •
leccy gibbo
- •
lego lover
- •
len the ice cream man
- •
let's-be-friends
- •
lezbie friends
- •
lickadickaday
- •
litigous society, the origins of a
- •
livin' in a box, livin' in a cardboard box
- •
lobster
- •
log-jam
- •
logger
- •
look!
- •
lost property
- •
love letters
- •
lucozade
- •
lunchbox hierarchy
- •
lung puppets
M
- •
Mrs Smith
- •
Money for the cripple, cream for my nipple
- •
Mr Winklemann
- •
motorbikes, imaginary
- •
Music Teachers
- •
Maypole dancing, assault by
- •
Miss Lee looks up your skirt
- •
Milk crates
- •
Miss Pugh
- •
Milkshake Grenades
- •
Magic Table, The
- •
My Arse
- •
Moonface Alpha
- •
Mary Poppins, release date, anti-semitism averted by
- •
Miss....!
- •
'm' word, the
- •
milky bar grandad
- •
Mr Jolly
- •
Musical sine wave
- •
Matey and Everitt
- •
Mr Randall's SAS suit
- •
marmite slice
- •
Molymods
- •
Megahertz
- •
Mosh Pit!
- •
Mummy Hamsters
- •
middle, it's snapped in the
- •
Masturbate, inability to
- •
Mong Dolly
- •
Mallet
- •
motorcycle, michael michael
- •
my name is Jacob and I like eggs!
- •
Murder Ball
- •
Mercy
- •
Mr. Marsden's toilet.
- •
Meany Christmas
- •
Mars Bar Party
- •
Mini Baby Bells
- •
matches burning twice
- •
Milky Bar Kid
- •
MC Spanner
- •
Midland Extended Play
- •
mates
- •
Mr Jennar's eyesight
- •
my aunt nellie
- •
My Friend Billy Had A Ten-Foot Willy
- •
ms.
- •
Mum
- •
Myyeeerrrrs
- •
Miss, mischievous use of
- •
Magic E
- •
Maggots
- •
Magic Potions
- •
Matnik
- •
MAG
- •
Mr Sparrow
- •
My Queen\'s Fairy Liquid
- •
My Catholic Faith
- •
Merry Hill House
- •
Marcus Mellor's Magical Briefcase
- •
Mockjop Supper
- •
Make Friends, Make Friends
- •
Mental Man
- •
Man in Jack-in-the-Box, The
- •
mash/baked bean pants
- •
mini kievs
- •
My little pony
- •
music and movement
- •
Mr. No Brain
- •
mirror, mirror, can't say it back
- •
Mo
- •
Mashed potatoes?
- •
Mong Cap (Mesh Mong)
- •
Minter
- •
mr bear has wet himself
- •
Munging
- •
marla's bottom
- •
management, the
- •
magical anus smell
- •
making james fidget laugh
- •
malarkey
- •
mamma mia
- •
manners!
- •
manshead
- •
maps
- •
margett's moments
- •
martial arts
- •
melinda
- •
merry christmas, pucky poo
- •
mervyn triplets
- •
metalwork
- •
mighty mouse is on the way
- •
miss holland
- •
missile swizzle
- •
mong stuff, the
- •
mong the merciless
- •
monks, misconceptions about
- •
monroe
- •
mooquackapootooweewillyplop
- •
mrs. power
- •
muffs, pissing into
- •
mumm-ra
- •
murray haynes
- •
music room, weaponry of the
- •
muu, by dabe's....
N
- •
Nigel is dead
- •
National Insurance Numbercards
- •
Neener Neener Neener Game, The
- •
Nixon's Sex Club
- •
Nutshots
- •
Notoriously good at business
- •
nature bummer
- •
Nick's Nail
- •
Notes From Your Mum
- •
Ninety three per cent flob
- •
new shoes
- •
No, Richard, don't try it
- •
No Licence
- •
Nimin, the rise and fall of
- •
Nobby Hall: the definitive version
- •
name 50 fish
- •
no minibus
- •
no logo
- •
national anthem
- •
Not in the market for green bananas
- •
Nativity
- •
Norman McCaig Saga
- •
Nice Person's School
- •
Nick White, to do a
- •
nits
- •
nathan's nose
- •
NAFFCO54
- •
numbers, gay
- •
Nicholas
- •
Nosh, noshing
- •
new, are you?
- •
naked fuzzy felt life of jesus
- •
nation of domination
- •
nature girls, the
- •
nazi chair arrangements
- •
nearly knickers
- •
negative person
- •
ninja bombs
- •
nipple gripple
- •
nipple patrol
- •
no shit, sherlock
- •
no uniform days, misunderstood
- •
nob-chicken
- •
nob-nog
- •
norfolk punch
- •
norman fennell
- •
normans
- •
nothing
- •
nuclear hand grenades
- •
nut and bolt bombs
- •
nutjob
O
- •
okay, but i sucked on it
- •
Oxbow Lakes
- •
Operation FCD
- •
Oddball
- •
Occult symbol on playground
- •
Over-competitive games teachers
- •
OJ Sampson
- •
Ohmmeter
- •
Ogun
- •
Ox bollocks
- •
ollie, The
- •
OM
- •
Orifice game, the
- •
outspan
- •
orgasmic, physics, it's
- •
opportunities, wasted
- •
one Crayon, the
- •
ooh... ahh
- •
oh sorry, I forgot
- •
Opposite Day
- •
o sole mio
- •
On Bike 40 / 40
- •
ostracism
- •
One for the ladies
- •
Oxby Coat
- •
Operation Pickfords
- •
old teacher in the cupboard, there is an
- •
Overhead Projector
- •
old man's trousers
- •
ooww
- •
operation sex
- •
ordeals, unconvincing
- •
org
- •
origins of coal, confusion over
P
- •
Paki-4-Bobs
- •
Pink Corridor
- •
penis monster, doctor who
- •
party, we don't really need a crowd to have a
- •
Poo pot
- •
Pickpockets
- •
Playground disability awareness
- •
Pissy Jacket
- •
Poopa divers
- •
Pastabating
- •
Poison pen letters
- •
pussy, words for
- •
Patois
- •
Players PLEASE!
- •
Phoque oeuf
- •
Poo slinging
- •
perversions, reluctant indulging in
- •
Pope John Paul II's altar
- •
Play it again, Dalj
- •
Posh
- •
Puberty, bleeding arses and peer pressure..
- •
Paedophile teacher
- •
P.E. Poo
- •
Parkies
- •
Pissing in the Community
- •
punish the hard working, rules that
- •
Pufti Day
- •
Plaited Anal Beard
- •
Polling
- •
paperclipping
- •
pumpkin
- •
Pat Boyd always drives under 0.5
- •
Premature Sex Education
- •
Purple Helmet Duckworth
- •
Plasticene pornography
- •
Price is Shite, the
- •
Psychoanalysis
- •
paki patch, the
- •
paedophiles
- •
P.E. teachers, more of the same
- •
Peter's Sports Day Poo Sprint
- •
Pooley's Portable Garden
- •
Polecat
- •
Pyramids
- •
Pig's Head
- •
Phantom Shitter
- •
Pilky
- •
Pinky
- •
Pencils, social status determined by colour of
- •
Penzis
- •
Pop's Torture
- •
Pencil sharpeners
- •
poof's salute
- •
pop goes the weasel
- •
Poo Dance
- •
Poo Game
- •
pink floyd
- •
proof of age through DURALEX drinking glasses
- •
poof-way arch
- •
P.E teachers, worrying imbecility of
- •
Pissing in Steve's Bed
- •
Polaroid, fun with
- •
Pulling off
- •
Poor Reasons for Detentions
- •
Puss Bubble Wars
- •
Peacock Game
- •
Pantomime Rehearsals - innocently erotic
- •
Pillows, eating of
- •
Page three teacher
- •
piss tissue
- •
psycho bus driver
- •
perfect 10th year student, the
- •
Preggers McGregors
- •
Poetic Bullies
- •
Porn Breaks
- •
Porn King
- •
Pube Race
- •
Phantom Shit spreader
- •
Porn Fairy
- •
Parka
- •
Professional development days
- •
Photocopying tomfoolery
- •
Pitch Black Kung Fu
- •
piss flaps
- •
pretending to be gay
- •
Polo
- •
Polo Challenge
- •
Period Party Bag
- •
Page 215
- •
Pound a go
- •
Poo-Star Hotel, The
- •
Pig's Lungs
- •
Playboy / Playgirl
- •
Popper
- •
PE in your pants
- •
Penis corner.
- •
Playground Napalm
- •
purple cloud
- •
Pinch-Punch, First of the Month
- •
Pig
- •
Poo bag, Mathew has a
- •
Pubic lip
- •
Pascal the bear wrestler
- •
Penny burns
- •
poo conundrum
- •
Petrol pump
- •
pencil tattoos
- •
p.l.p.
- •
p.e. teachers, work avoidance for
- •
packets don't come in tins
- •
packets don't come in tins, additional
- •
pacman
- •
pain relief experiments
- •
pal
- •
palm cancer
- •
palm reading
- •
panksy lane
- •
pants check
- •
patrick cusack
- •
patrick seers
- •
peanut shootout
- •
peanutting
- •
pen fifteen club
- •
pencil suicide
- •
pet fisting
- •
pete beal's banana bowl
- •
philately
- •
phonetics, distortion of, by pulling cheeks apart
- •
phoney dictation
- •
physics whip
- •
pig's blood
- •
pigeon
- •
pile on!
- •
pinfinger
- •
pink and blasphemous
- •
piss chase
- •
piss pots
- •
piss shower
- •
pissgrabber
- •
pissy circle
- •
pixie
- •
plastic eye gymnastics
- •
playground pornography, the economics of
- •
playing the cat
- •
plop stones
- •
pluck
- •
polyvelts
- •
pontius pilate
- •
poo hue
- •
poo in the drinks fountain
- •
poo on a stick
- •
poo-dust
- •
poppy day with flair
- •
posting
- •
posting, extreme
- •
posting, pressurised
- •
pot pourri
- •
pressure points
- •
pubic spliff
- •
puddingbowl lane
- •
pug mills, fun with
- •
puma
- •
purple durple
Q
- •
Quadron Club, the
- •
queef
- •
Quem
- •
Queynte
- •
Quadrodonkey
- •
quaid
- •
queenie
- •
queer guidance
- •
queer guidance, further
- •
quegg
- •
quiz? eggo!
- •
quoits
R
- •
Ramish's Lunch
- •
Reverse Shit
- •
Rabies Game, the
- •
Retarded (Under the Influence of Lee Majors)
- •
Rabbit's head
- •
Rooms, Dalek-proof.
- •
Round the world
- •
raw potato
- •
Rumour Madness.
- •
rubber oracle
- •
Ricky, Nobby
- •
Reverse Dougan
- •
Rosie's House
- •
Ringleader
- •
Rammy takes it right up the batty hole
- •
recorders, everything you need to know about
- •
Robot Boomerang
- •
Russian Book Knuckles
- •
RE GCSE, a quick and easy way to fail
- •
Rising
- •
Regimental Soldier
- •
Randallbars
- •
Really scared boy
- •
rocket science
- •
Roy Bird's Special Helper
- •
Right On/Right Off
- •
Rough rodeo
- •
roadkill
- •
Rat Poison
- •
Rough book
- •
retardis
- •
rubella!
- •
respect, the game of
- •
ruler with the green mark, the
- •
Reading out loud
- •
Random
- •
Raising of the Mary Rose
- •
racing cars
- •
Rem
- •
rent-a-tent
- •
R. C.
- •
Rat's tail
- •
Rape, misinterpretation of
- •
Radiator skin
- •
Racist Rubber, the
- •
roof tiler's nailbags
- •
Raj
- •
Raggers
- •
Revel Russian Roulette
- •
Red Dog
- •
redneck
- •
Rucksack Challenge
- •
rainbow puffs
- •
Rubber rings
- •
Robbie is a Laura
- •
Roger The Dinosaur
- •
Rudey the Backwards Chef
- •
rubbers on radiators
- •
rage, the
- •
rain-bone
- •
rainbow kiss
- •
rambo, but I'm
- •
rectal prolapse
- •
red ender
- •
red hand gang
- •
red todgers
- •
registration plate game
- •
rescue squadron
- •
resistance is useless
- •
resusci-annie
- •
rhymes, skipping
- •
richard oakey
- •
ridley
- •
ringer
- •
robert's apples
- •
rocky mountain fart fever (canada)
- •
rommel the gommel and his gecochtes ei
- •
ron dodo penis
- •
rope climbing, the limitless joy of
- •
ross's bitchy mum
- •
rubber balls and liquor
- •
rubber penii
- •
rude club
- •
rugged flaps
- •
ruler smelling
- •
run, tim, run!
- •
rupertpants
S
- •
Snowblower, your mother was a
- •
stone face
- •
Seminar Seminar
- •
School Weirdos
- •
Sperm-count man
- •
S.C.A.T
- •
stephen Brown game, the
- •
Say Red
- •
Sex Knock, the
- •
Shoe Wars
- •
Swastika Coin
- •
Stephen's Muhammad Ali costume
- •
Sliding
- •
September 11th
- •
Sneaky bollock
- •
Shut Up!
- •
Sket's Mum
- •
Spag
- •
Speedo modelling
- •
Shteamy Windowsh
- •
Sexual Awakening
- •
Spastics as dinner guests, consequences of
- •
Static Attack
- •
Skidders
- •
Sarcasm tut
- •
sock mi lad!
- •
secretary, the
- •
School Inspectors
- •
School Fountain, the
- •
snot put...
- •
Spoilsports
- •
Surprise box
- •
Swastika drawing lesson
- •
Swimming accidents, downplaying of
- •
Soul Man
- •
Sausage on a plate
- •
salts and sugars
- •
scissors, accidents with
- •
snogging
- •
swimming pool, frame-ups for pissing in the
- •
staple guns
- •
Shit writing
- •
See you later alligator.
- •
shocking girly mongs
- •
Sag Mal
- •
Spasmo-dick
- •
Skillient
- •
Stanley Matthews
- •
Stuart the welly boy
- •
saying 'moist' until the student teacher starts screaming and has a benny
- •
Scamper the Gerbil
- •
Smoking
- •
Sweetheart, Pedal to the Metal
- •
Swan-Diving
- •
Saying Fuck
- •
Splish and Splash
- •
Steak and Kidney cashpoint theatre
- •
spiders, imaginary
- •
Surprise Surprise your little boobies
- •
Star Whores
- •
Spare trousers
- •
Suicide, Unsuccessful attempts at
- •
sweetcorn sandra
- •
speednob reversals, failed
- •
Shatterproof Rulers
- •
Sexy Splinter
- •
sex king ball bags
- •
Special Education Humor
- •
self-esteeem
- •
speech impediments
- •
Silks
- •
Shoe Cookery
- •
Stick!
- •
stop for the words
- •
Scottish Cow-Dogs
- •
Stumping
- •
Swing low, Mr Woodyatt
- •
Size nines
- •
sir, you're gay!
- •
Ste Sammons
- •
Soggy Biscuit
- •
Steve Pine
- •
saint and greavsies' chase up the channel
- •
softest punch, the
- •
sultan of browneye, the
- •
sultan sheik
- •
sunglasses
- •
Sheep's cunts in aspic, eyes like
- •
super heroes
- •
Shite Hawk
- •
Satire through origami
- •
Skinny Banana Song
- •
Spender's my dad
- •
SCUD
- •
Spoon
- •
Sharkanoid
- •
spitting in someones mouth
- •
Stand on a box
- •
Shinny the Shoe!
- •
school battle goes to rome
- •
smear the queer
- •
Self Styled Nicknames
- •
Swimming; unorthodox methods of avoiding
- •
Sergeant Major
- •
S.B.D.
- •
Smells
- •
Storm Shadow
- •
Seagulls, exploding
- •
Street Survey
- •
Swimming in the Nude
- •
Spunk, Purple
- •
strength test
- •
Sir wankalot
- •
Silence in the courtyards
- •
Soloman's Law
- •
Spunk, Female
- •
Shame!
- •
scones
- •
Silver Burdett
- •
Strip Fighter
- •
Squitsies
- •
Stuart McCabe's dick
- •
Sue
- •
sex chase
- •
sack attack
- •
Sweets on Elastic
- •
Stretch Armstrong
- •
Suger Solution
- •
shoe spitting
- •
Suit of bags, The
- •
Showaddywaddy
- •
school dinners (are cool dinners)
- •
spastic pastic
- •
Shagging a tree
- •
susbrains (sus-braaaaaains)
- •
shat poo
- •
shat poof
- •
spasmohican fleacon
- •
Smith's bag game
- •
stumpies, the
- •
soggynosis
- •
sam
- •
sandra smells of squirrels
- •
satanism, junior
- •
sausage, continental
- •
sausages, education through talking
- •
save our tactons
- •
schnell! schnell!
- •
school medical
- •
school pond, the
- •
school trip barbeques
- •
sconner
- •
scooper
- •
scoper
- •
sea of legs
- •
seaman
- •
sex education stories
- •
sexy sue
- •
shakespeare
- •
sharky
- •
sharpe ball
- •
she's as cool as a cucumber
- •
sherbert snorting
- •
sheudy meu
- •
shit sticks
- •
sidney homes
- •
sidney towers
- •
sing hosanna to the king... of kings...
- •
six-inch rule
- •
skid marks
- •
skid tracks
- •
skiers
- •
skiing
- •
skil
- •
skill
- •
skill, advanced
- •
skill, extreme
- •
skiller
- •
slogs
- •
slow clapping, attempted disruptions
- •
sly fox
- •
sly old fox
- •
smell my cheese
- •
smell yer ma
- •
smelly kelly
- •
smelly telly
- •
snaf-tache
- •
snorkel
- •
soapy
- •
soapy tit wank
- •
soggy boggies
- •
son of the otter hunter
- •
son, humpedinck's, engelbert
- •
soodleac
- •
soup
- •
space invaders
- •
space suit
- •
spam
- •
spanish whipchase
- •
spasmodeacon
- •
spasmojesticles
- •
spath lane
- •
spazmo
- •
spazmoid
- •
spazmojesticles
- •
special unit children, unpunished abuse of
- •
speednob
- •
speednob reversal
- •
speednob, advanced
- •
speednob, monster
- •
spinning bin man
- •
spit climbing
- •
spit dangling
- •
spitfire nose cones
- •
splogger incorporating dirty splogger
- •
sponge
- •
spooner
- •
sporker
- •
sport billy
- •
spunk bubble
- •
spunk collecting
- •
spunk, crispy
- •
squash and weights
- •
squashed liver
- •
squeaker
- •
stan the man
- •
steel ruler
- •
steptoe face, please
- •
stevo
- •
sticky belly flap cock
- •
stinger
- •
stocks
- •
stomping
- •
stop the bus and eat a wee-wee
- •
stuart rations
- •
stuck in the mud
- •
stupid as serene
- •
suck my...
- •
supply teachers, druidic
- •
supply teachers, transsexual
- •
swastika grid
- •
swear words, permitted
- •
sweaty betty
- •
swimming play time
T
- •
Teacher's entire life, unwitting destruction of
- •
twicing
- •
Teachers, other careers of
- •
Thunder Tits
- •
TV Hitler
- •
The haunted door
- •
Toghads
- •
tennis ball and tights game, the
- •
Then my dad got a job
- •
Texas Instruments Calculators
- •
Teachers, the bad wisdom of
- •
Tell yer Mam
- •
The sexual advancement of Angela Ward
- •
This website
- •
toilet, the ultimate
- •
trauma, gluteal smacking
- •
Tom's Dad's vasectomy
- •
Trump Box
- •
The caretaker
- •
The funniest thing I have thought of so far
- •
Teenage Fetishist
- •
Tipp Ex
- •
temp ban
- •
tron
- •
teachers, dead
- •
Tin leg
- •
Top Floor Of The Bus
- •
Touche
- •
Think of A Number
- •
Tuesday's Toes Day
- •
triad
- •
Traas, Kevin
- •
Textile Beast, the
- •
Tom and Robert
- •
The jap's eye game
- •
Trees
- •
Thwarted love
- •
Terrance's dad's on crack
- •
Thats not what you said last night...
- •
Time Travel
- •
turning japanese
- •
Textbooks with swears in
- •
thin walls, the drawbacks of
- •
Top Banana
- •
That's wrong
- •
Tango
- •
Trio
- •
trundle wheel
- •
Two things....
- •
The sheep whose mummy was a rock
- •
That is not a cue for chit-chat
- •
To Duncan, From Maria
- •
Teddy Ruxpin
- •
Teacher Manhandling
- •
Turd Chip, the
- •
Tik Tik B’neh (idiot detector)
- •
Tatey Face
- •
Telling the time using the sun
- •
Telephone
- •
Tri-dagger
- •
Toilet Mountaineers
- •
Trebor Mints
- •
The Biggest fish tank in the world
- •
Thomas Askew
- •
Tying Terry Up and Pissing on Him
- •
tardis pockets
- •
Texas Sixer
- •
topical humour
- •
Tamara's left breast
- •
the Earth is yours o God
- •
Thumbs, Kirstie had no
- •
Three men on a stroll
- •
Thalidotennis
- •
Ties
- •
Thrushy
- •
Tony Hart
- •
Tight or Loose
- •
tufty club
- •
teddy bears picnic
- •
teacher teacher
- •
Ten Percent Exam Bet
- •
Tug-A-Lug-Jug-Lug-Bug
- •
toilet, finding a crow in the
- •
Tricera - tit
- •
trumpton
- •
Ties Up
- •
trick nuts
- •
Twitchy Song, the
- •
Trampolining...or something
- •
Teashop
- •
Tiny Sex Objects
- •
toilet, you just cleaned my
- •
tabasco sauce
- •
tchaikovsky
- •
ta club, the
- •
ta ra ra bum di ay
- •
tales of the darkroom
- •
talking to frosty
- •
tally ho!
- •
tarzan undies
- •
taxi
- •
teachers as victims
- •
tefal, tefal head
- •
telling
- •
telling, with reasons
- •
ten pence
- •
terrance trent d'arby
- •
tesco
- •
test tube baby
- •
testicular pursuit
- •
text-only adventures, learning through
- •
that's not my leg
- •
that's what your mum said to me in bed last night
- •
the bells, the bells
- •
three holes
- •
thumbs to foreheads
- •
tidy boiler
- •
tie cracker
- •
tit chase
- •
top gun
- •
tracksuit trumps
- •
train boy
- •
train man
- •
trannies
- •
transform-a-snack race
- •
trevor x
- •
triangle
- •
tricycle
- •
triplex double whammy
- •
tuh!
- •
turkey bender
- •
twat
- •
twatblanket
- •
tweedle-dum
- •
twin cheek pin
- •
twinkle twinkle
- •
two-ball-screwball
U
- •
uranus
- •
Urinal cake breakfast
- •
UT3
- •
Underage Sex
- •
Unwritten Laws of the Science Lab
- •
Unhiding things
- •
ultimate game, the
- •
umbrella blood rain
- •
Uncle Mudge's Lemon Scented Twat-Wipes
- •
Urinals, alternating boy-girl name-call game
- •
urinal secrets
- •
uh! paul's got birdshit on his finger!
- •
ummmmmmmm
- •
uncle vesta
- •
union carbide fan club
- •
unman, wittering, and zygo
- •
uppadine, mrs.
- •
upside down calculators
- •
upside down calculators : 55378008
- •
uzis from blackbush
V
- •
veevers
- •
vague instructions
- •
Video Cases; shitting in, in public.
- •
Vibrator
- •
vegetable soup
- •
vagina binocular!
- •
Vintage
- •
V. Slaughter Living Things
- •
vaginal blood fart
- •
variety sunshine coaches
- •
vaseline boy
- •
violent ben
- •
virgin exit
- •
vogue master
- •
vote labour
- •
vulcan handfanny
W
- •
wogbox
- •
Whirley's whirly
- •
Wine and cheese evening
- •
woof bark moo slut slag
- •
Work experience
- •
watch us wreck the mike
- •
Wanking rights
- •
Willy Pads
- •
What was your dad?
- •
Walking Away
- •
Well Cooked Chicken
- •
Who Would Win In a Fight Game, The
- •
Willy Whistlers
- •
What are you doing?
- •
will you go out with me?
- •
Weather
- •
Winding Up Daniel Hobbs Until He Spacks Out and Throws Chairs In the Computer Room
- •
Wooden Arms, Mr Easton's
- •
Wolf
- •
waitress, my sister is a
- •
why? joke, the
- •
Walter/s
- •
why don't you marry it then?, well
- •
Whiteboard markers
- •
Wackers, Burners and Clumpers
- •
Weiners and peanut butter
- •
went out with the dinosaurs
- •
Welly full of water fleas
- •
What did I just say?
- •
Want some gum?
- •
What We Say
- •
when I needed a neighbour
- •
Weak bullying of Susan Bailey
- •
Wiggy Roberts
- •
What did your last slave die of?
- •
Winston Churchill
- •
What are you eating under there?
- •
Wee Tap, The
- •
wedge
- •
Who's the Fruity One Now
- •
wee and poo
- •
Waving at aeroplanes
- •
Wankers cramp
- •
Why are you doing this to me?
- •
Wank You Hairy Crutch
- •
Wearing A Bra In Grade Five
- •
Wanking race
- •
Were you raised in a barn?
- •
Why-clef
- •
Wedgie
- •
W.G. Grace
- •
Watchbreaker
- •
when are the spaceships coming to rescue us?
- •
walker, the
- •
walking on the moon
- •
wall punching
- •
wangas wanking tree, the
- •
wank wank oops
- •
wankerchief
- •
wanking, alleged ill effects of
- •
wanky wanky wank wank chair
- •
war
- •
wasps, partial
- •
we are lucky cows
- •
we won the war
- •
we're playing army, who wants to join us?
- •
we're walking straight, get out of our way
- •
wee!
- •
well, you're not at home now
- •
were you born with happiness?
- •
whale's brain
- •
what you say is what you are
- •
what's the time?
- •
where do you live?
- •
whisper whisper whisper whisper
- •
white board
- •
who wants to join the line... no girls!
- •
who wants to play star wars... one girl!
- •
who's got horse disease?
- •
who's got my hairy toe?
- •
who's your new friend?
- •
whoever smelt it dealt it
- •
why did you do this to me?
- •
wide on
- •
willie
- •
willy worms, the
- •
window lickers
- •
wing chun
- •
wobble
- •
wolfbagging
- •
womble
- •
wood doesn't conduct
- •
wooden tit
- •
wookie fuckie
- •
worm patrol
- •
wusty wivvets
X
- •
Xylophone
- •
x-ray specs
- •
x, breaking the
- •
xandara
- •
xenophobia, odd
- •
xxx movies
Y
- •
Yours
- •
yum yum bubble gum
- •
Young'uns and Veterans
- •
You bum-up cats
- •
You are adopted...
- •
Yellow Bird (Up High In Banana Tree)
- •
you'll have to scrape it out of there using the scraper
- •
You're SO immature!
- •
Yish
- •
Yellow Car
- •
You're a coon from Cameroon
- •
You know when you finish wanking and eat it?
- •
Yellow Cum, No Pubes
- •
You've been boabyed!!!
- •
Yemen, taking to
- •
You're bullying me
- •
Your mother wears a leather wig with suede chinstraps
- •
Your Dad blows goats
- •
Your cats are dead
- •
You're hard, where's your handbag?
- •
yesterday my girlfriend sucked my cock
- •
yampy bats
- •
yeah, and my milkman knows adam ant
- •
yee ha, i'm quite gay
- •
yellow mongol
- •
yer ma's in the ra and yer da's on the brew
- •
you boy!!
- •
you just drank my wee
- •
you what?
- •
you're gay
- •
your dad's been killed in a car crash
- •
your mum
Z
- •
zen exam question
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Zwee
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zero the hero, first the worst, etc.
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zippy
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zocchihedron
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zulu roof tiles
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zx spectrum