Love Art Park

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“Welcome! Now you may enjoy our erotic episodes”. So goes the tag line on the Love Art Park website. In my youth I was known to enjoy the occasional erotic episode; so we checked it out.

Love Art Park is close to the Phoenix Golf Club (check the website for precise directions) and is the brainchild of a Korean sculptor. Construction is still in progress so there is not much in the way of facilities apart from some air-conditioned toilets; but the grand plans include a Korean shopping mall, art gallery and restaurant. What is in place is a garden full of most unusual statues.

As expected, dual pricing is in operation:

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Probably because the place is only half finished, I was charged 250 baht rather than 300 baht. She who must be obeyed paid the Thai price of 100 baht. Children under twelve years can enter for free; but then you will be faced with answering difficult questions such as “Mummy, how is that man holding up those weights?”

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If you go during the day, you can also return the same evening at no charge to see the sculptures lit up and with various fountains in operation. We had other plans for the evening, so just wandered around for an hour or so. Most of the statues are creamy coloured and looked best when converted to black and white.

What is he looking so unhappy about?

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Oh….

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What do we have under here?

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I love my pillow.

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I keep my bra in this bag.

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Top and bottom.

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Fruit flasher.

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Melting with love.

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I hope you brushed your teeth this morning.

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An unusual hat.

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There’s something in my bum

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A walk between the legs.

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Spider woman.

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The book of the dead.

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Kiss my bruised lips.

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Hello. Is it me you’re looking for?

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Menage a trois quite a lot.

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So now you know where yesterday’s photo was taken.

Comments 🔗

2015-07-19 | ChristianPFC says

That’s the first time I see prices spelled out in double pricing, usually they use Thai numerals to disguise double pricing.

My curiosity is satisfied with reading this post (in other words: you saved me 500 Baht and some hours), but I still wonder what material are these statues made of?


2015-07-19 | Grant says

Concrete, I’ll be bound. More than that, I wonder what the sculptor was on when he dreamed this lot up? And where can we get some? That spider-woman is the dead spit of my second mother-in-law, shudder…


2015-07-19 | Parry says

Has there been volcanic activity around Walking Street? It’s like Pattaya’s Pompeii.


2015-07-19 | Spike says

The Thai price is in Thai numerals.


2015-07-19 | jon sutton says

Glad to see it’s free for under 12s


2015-07-20 | Mike says

Have they had a visit from the Ministry of Culture and the moral police yet ? And how does an under 18 year old get a work permit or drivers license to qualify for the “special” price of 200 baht?


2015-07-20 | Pete says

The Thai price is in words, which is very unusual. It says 200 for adult and 100 for under 18, but the first line of Thai blurb says the price for Thais is 150B until December.


2015-07-21 | ChristianPFC says

Thai price is in Thai words: “สองร้อย” = “two hundred”, Thai numerals would be “๒๐๐” = “200”.

The last time I saw such thing was years ago, in a chemistry book from the US from the 1950s, where they spelled out “one hundred and twenty seven grams of…”.