An unwelcome gift.

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She who must be obeyed arrived home and advised me that one of her friends had brought a present for me.

“One of my friends has brought a present for you. It’s carefully formulated cleansing soap for a gentleman’s most intimate area”

“Sound exotic!”

“I’ll put it in the bathroom for you”

She did. I haven’t used it.

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Comments 🔗

2015-04-23 | genuinej says

You’ve not used it! Why not? Don’t you like the colour? Personally I think that pink with a touch of purple would have been better.


2015-04-23 | Spike says

Thanks for sharing. I am sure there are places in Pattaya where your “interests” could be satisfied.


2015-04-23 | rjmorgans says

LOL!!


2015-04-23 | jon sutton says

Does one use the green part, or the mildly abrasive string??


2015-04-24 | Spike says

Depends on “use”. If it is to abuse, then amuse, a cat; then both.


2015-04-24 | Grant says

Indeed bathrooms are very dangerous places… http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-cZgFKASKQvE/VTf830UMAdI/AAAAAAAAZe4/t05EBOOiZwE/s1600/183203_10151168408624674_1144249499_n.jpg


2015-04-24 | Jerry says

Life’s tough…..


2015-04-25 | Andrew says

Looks like the perfect cleanup tool after your next coffee enema - which details of which you were so kind to share with us in a previous post…


2015-06-04 | ChristianPFC says

http://pattayaone.net/pattaya-news/197683/penis-and-breast-shaped-soap-seized-by-police-from-south-pattaya-stores/