What to buy for the man who has everything he needs? I refer of course to the editor of Pattayadaze, a man who requires little in the way of material possessions and would not be happy with the diamond-studded Rolex I had initially planned to buy him as a New Year’s gift.
Instead, I presented him with something few have experienced, a sheep placenta face mask:
He tried very hard to hide his gratitude, but I could see he was moved by the gesture.
Comments 🔗
2015-01-15| genuinej saysI’d like one for my pussy please. Can you oblige? I’ll pick it up on my next visit. Ta.
2015-01-15| Andrew saysI have found that directly inserting your head into the orifice right after birth does SO MUCH MORE for your skin than some dried out, leftover crap…you’ll have to leave the calls from Vogue and GQ on the answering machine whilst you fend off the masses….
2015-01-16| Spike saysYou don’t have a pussy; unless you mean… oh. I’ll get you a gift box.
2015-01-16| Spike saysWorks with all mammals?
2015-01-16| ChristianPFC saysHilarious!