This tastes like a teenage girl

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Had one of my regular weird conversations with my wife this morning. She was eating a banana and proclaimed:

“This tastes like a teenage girl”.

“What do you mean?”

(Exasperated by my stupidity) “this tastes like a teenage girl!”

“In what way?”

“Too young and immature. Should taste like a woman of twenty who has learned how to be leelah”.

Leelah is wife-speak for someone (or a cat) that faffs around wasting time rather than getting things done. I am leelah frequently.

As usual, I have no idea what she was on about; but I do know that if I started a conversation with “this tastes like a teenage girl”, I would be subject to intensive interrogation with not a trace of leelah from my interrogator.

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2014-09-20 | Chang Noi says

Pavlov …. the question is how was she eating the banana? Sorry could not resist.