The World Cup - preview of coverage by Pattaya Days

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None whatsoever; and any commenter who makes even a passing mention of the upcoming nonsense will be banned for life and have an inflatable bladder inserted into their rectum.

You are welcome.

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2014-06-11 | ivo says

you are pissed at something?


2014-06-11 | Spike says

No more than usual. I am merely aware of a gathering hysteria about something that is about to happen in South America which interests me not in the slightest.


2014-06-11 | jonS says

Share your disdain for events where the nuts come from, but there are times when an inflatable bladder up the bumhole might be useful


2014-06-12 | Jason says

So I’m assuming you did not watch the kickoff match of Brazil vs. Croatia? I understand if you did because you were checking the elasticity of inflatable bladders.


2014-06-13 | Andrew says

World Cup of what?


2014-06-13 | Spike says

Please share; no photos please.


2014-06-13 | Spike says

Very close to a lifetime ban there Jason…


2014-06-13 | Spike says

Wanking. Apparently.


2014-06-13 | Grant says

Are you intending to handle this insertion personally or through the offices of a nominated agent?


2014-06-13 | genuinej says

Offices? Orifices might be better, or maybe even preferred.


2014-06-13 | Spike says

I believe Grant is using Her Majesty’s English in the proper manner; which is surprising given he is from the colonies.


2014-06-13 | Grant says

Thank you. We try and uphold the standards. Almost futile really, in a world where no-one cares…
(Except you and genuinej of course).


2014-06-17 | Andrew says

I care …about inflatable bladders since I was raised on a rubber farm and we were always hoping that the business would expand…


2014-06-17 | Spike says

How long did it take you to come up with that one..?


2014-06-17 | Grant says

…but could never bring yourselves to sign a contract…