All is lost

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It is with deep regret that I have to announce that I was overcome with excitement with my purchase today of a grout scrubber:

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I don’t think it is possible to sink any lower. Maybe suicide is the only way out.

Comments 🔗

2014-05-02 | **** says

I will hum Suicide is Painless in your honor.


2014-05-02 | genuinej says

I suspect this may not be the first time you’ll have had a scrubber in your hands.


2014-05-03 | Spike says

Damn you sir, I only associate with ladies (and farm animals)