Of no particular use

“New Year’s is a harmless annual institution, of no particular use to anybody save as a scapegoat for promiscuous drunks” - Mark Twain

As I have neither the energy or the permission to be promiscuous, and my capacity for alcohol reduces almost daily; New Year’s is of no particular use to me. However, it is the time when Wordpress reminds us of our annual statistics and it is with great sadness that I have to report a drop in visits to this hallowed organ. What happened? Well, what happened was a post in 2012 about Art in Paradise which attracted massive* international attention and a skewing of the statistics for 2012. A look over the years is more relevant, numbers are thousands of visits:

2008 - 20 2009 - 49 2010 - 75 2011 - 77 2012 - 153 2013 - 128

Which means, on average, PD is now receiving 350 visitors a day, a number that seems to remain remarkably consistent. Who are you people, don’t you have anything better to do? Anyway, whatever your motivation, I am very grateful. I spend a fair bit of time maintaining the site and if nobody was bothering reading it then I might as well not bother. Particular thanks must go to those who pop by and leave comments, you are a fine bunch and often good for a giggle; please continue.

Still, the drop in numbers compared to last year is a worry and questions have been asked at Board level. My immediate response is that I will insert “pussy” into more post titles, in order to attract brief and annoyed visits from those searching for images of bar girl genitalia. My more sensible plan is that I need to get out there and take more photos.

Since selling all my Canon gear and refilling my camera gear kitty (sorry, pussy), I have been on a bit of spending spree. Now I have everything I need and more, and I declare 2014 to be the year of no new camera equipment (Olympus 40-150mm excepted. Oh and a Jupiter 11 lens I ordered last year so it is not embargoed, and a film camera I bought but have not told you about yet). I also declare it to be the year of taking more photos; both digital and film. I have become rather jaded with Pattaya as a photo location, but in truth there must be a load of interesting subjects out there just waiting to be photographed (and waiting to punch me in the face for doing so).

In addition to local shoots, there is an intention of a trip to Vietnam with reader Kevin in March which should be fun, an idea of visiting Bhutan with she who must be obeyed, and I am hoping to meet up with The Son at some point in the year where he can humiliate me again with his photography chops.

Much to look forward to. Hope you will stick around.

Spike xxxxx

*Some

Comments 🔗

2014-01-02 | ChristianPFC says

Don’t blame me. I have been following your blog since I discovered it and recommended it to friends and linked to it on various occasions.

2014-01-02 | Kevin says

Not to blame either, I’m here on a daily basis checking on the progress of your poorly Pattaya pussy and have to say that it’s really good news that your pussy seems to be improving. Perhaps a few more pictures of scantily clad, nubile Thai ladies from your trips down Walking Street, Pattaya may improve the visits to the site.

Maybe once your pussy is feeling better, we could have a monthly “two cute pussies posing together in pattaya” image once a month which may also attract a few more tits oops sorry hits on the site.

Right enough keywords from me to hopefully help your tit oops again sorry hit rate on the site back to packing my good ladies thousands of products ready to leave on Sunday. We’re of to Thailand, Malaysia and Singapore stopping off to see my good friend Spike and check on the progress of his poorly pussy in Pattaya first.

2014-01-02 | The Son says

Humiliate! Pshaw. I rather think your chops are choppier than my chops. I look forward to stealing all your gear!

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2014-01-03 | Barry says

To save you any embarrassment concerning your classíc error, I feel it is my duty - in recognition of my appreciation of your site - to point out that you need to change the third paragraph after the stats to read ‘I declare 2014’ and not 2013.

2014-01-03 | Spike says

Yeah, but if I do that I would not be able to buy any more gear this year…

P.S. Thanks