Back in the saddle

It’s been a while since you “enjoyed” a polo photo; so here you are, and no bitching.

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2013-02-15 | Grant says

Horse goes into a pub and asks for a drink. Barman says “Sorry, we don’t serve food…” Nice levitation, hope all the running doesn’t make them tough…

2013-02-15 | Sproggit says

Gorilla goes into a bar (yes, appreciate that it’s not a horse-related joke - just trying to get Spike off topic…), wanders up to the barman and says, “Pint of Guiness, if you please…” As the other patrons scramble madly for the exit, the barman, shaking, draws the gorilla a pint.

“That’ll be twenty pounds please,” he asks the gorilla, handing across the pint. As the simian gives the batman a crisp banknote and takes an appreciative sip of his pint, the batman findly musters up a bit of courage. “We, err, we don’t get many gorillas in here, truth to tell,” he begins, somewhat sheepishly.

“At twenty quid a pint, I’m not entirely surprised,” retorts the gorilla…

I’m going away now…

2013-02-16 | genuinej says

With jokes like that going away seems like an excellent idea.

2013-02-17 | Grant says

Oscar Pistorius answers a knock on the door and there’s his girlfriend. “Are you game?” he says. “Yes!” she says. So he shoots her…