Modern life is rubbish

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2013-01-16 | Grant says

Well, you can’t go back. Dog knows I’ve tried! Pretty cool looking batch mixer, can you haul it out with your truck and hang onto it for me? Don’t need the dog…


2013-01-16 | Spike says

Have put it in the spare room awaiting you to collect. She who must be obeyed wants a word with you.


2013-01-16 | Grant says

Righto! I’ll bring a handbag and some pencils…


2013-01-16 | Pete says

The handy sign is advertising a 4-wheel vehicle for rent; that rules out a motorbike I suppose, but gives no other clues as to what it is.

Has the mixer still got the engine in? Worth a few bob if it has


2013-01-16 | Wally says

Maybe the mixer has got 4 wheels and it’s that desirable piece of equipment that is for rent ! Extra iif they throw in the dog as part of the deal.


2013-01-17 | Grant says

Maybe it’s a mobile dog house with a wash cycle…


2013-01-17 | Diddydon says

Pete it may be worth a few bob but it looks to me like the dog might know that as well! Apart from that I am impressed with your etymological adroitness


2013-01-17 | John Griggs says

Maybe it’s a “dog-mixer” pulled by the dog for your traveling pleasure…


2013-01-31 | Jock says

Pete, can you please post the characters that say ´for rent´ … I may be visiting Pattaya soon.


2013-02-01 | Grant says

Get the address too…


2013-02-01 | Pete says

All depends on context of course. Are you looking to rent something - house, condo, girlfriend etc., or are you renting yourself out?


2013-02-01 | Spike says

It’s Jock, it’ll be the latter. Better include “all orifices available”.