A plethora of pussies

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Yes, it’s the first Pattaya Pussy Show and it’s a wonder we haven’t had one before. She who must be obeyed was keen to attend, so we did, and she spent her time wanting to take every cat home. Whilst I shared her enthusiasm, I pointed out that it was my job to clean out their litter tray and I refused to clean up the shit from more than our current two cats who seem to manage to excrete substantially more in weight than the food they consume.

This is completely degrading. When we get home I am going to reduce that bird to feathers.

I may look cute, but I also rip out eyeballs.

Come any closer and I’ll ram that bloody camera down your throat.

Yes, I do look regal. I have also just farted.

Aren’t I completely adorable? No, you are completely pathetic.

I know she’s a judge, but that doesn’t mean she is allowed to throttle me.

Now what’s she doing….? Oooh, feathers!

Put me down, I refuse to be associated with that hat.

I am a trophy; I am also arrogant.

I won. No, I won. That guy’s beard is more likely to win than you are. Oh you bitch, take that!

All photos: Panasonic GX1 with Summilux 25mm or Olympus 75mm lenses.

Comments 🔗

2012-12-08 | Pete says

Oh! Real Pussies. Oh dear!

How’s the polo season doing? Got any more pictures of horses?


2012-12-08 | Grant says

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