My name is Bond, condo Bond

There are so many condo development in Pattaya right now that it must be hard to come up with a new name. Even so, perhaps “Mr. Bond” is pushing the boundaries a little.

One can imagine future difficulties when residents come up against the inevitable bar girl.

I like fat, bald old men. What’s your name?

James

I like you James. I go with you. Where you stay?

Mr. Bond.

Oh, haha, yes very funny. James Bond. I see. But I want go with you. Where you stay?

Mr. Bond. Never mind.

Similar problems will be encountered by those who buy into the “Mywalletisempty Residence”.

Comments 🔗

2012-07-11 | Craig says

shaken not stirred … sorry Sorry ouch!

2012-07-11 | genuinej says

An M added to CONDO might be appropriate, and you seem very well up on bargirl speak.

2012-07-11 | Spike says

And you would know this because….?

2012-07-11 | Grant says

Because his chaste academic studies have taken him to many strange parts of the world…

2012-07-11 | Clive says

Bond: “Do you expect me to talk?” Goldfinger: “No, Mr Bond, I expect you to dry…” (Conversing with the wet cement, of course).

“Oh James, Take me round the Earth-Mover one more time…” (Doctor Holly Goodhead, Moonraker).

“And you would be…?” “Pussy Galore…” { Hang on, did we suddenly get back to that CONDO joke from earlier? }

2012-07-12 | Spanky says

I saw that today and I know who is promoting it. I enjoy looking at the latest hot properties in Pattaya incase I ever become mentally incapacitated and decide to purchase a glorious unit in a not yet built building. I waffle between that and wanting to own a gogo bar or a beer bar. Then again I might flush the money down the toilet. Least I get to watch it swirl around before it disappears. There is entertainment value in that. :)

2012-07-12 | Grant says

Spanky, you clearly need careful handling from people who really are your friends… On the other hand, if you want to invest in river boat cruise futures from Lopburi to Bangkok then just let me know…

2012-07-12 | Kim Jong Un says

Miss MoneyBaht has Q delivered by new pickup ?

2012-07-12 | Spike says

Bond: “Do you expect me to talk?” Goldfinger: “No, Mr Bond, I expect you to dry…”

Giggled.

2012-07-12 | Spanky says

I’m all in! Let me know where to deposit the money. No need for frivolous paper work. I’m sure everything is in order.

2012-07-13 | Grant says

Good man, completely in order, Thaied up tight. Leave two million baht in used notes, no consecutive numbers, in a plain brown paper bag wedged in the fork of the big tree just inside the gates at Lumphini Park on the next full moon. You know it makes sense…

2012-07-13 | Spanky says

I did as you requested. I hope that the 20 Baht notes weren’t too heavy. I had to use several bags and asked a nice Thai man that was there to watch them for me. He smiled at me and nodded enthusiastically. I’m sure for a small tip he will gladly help you carry the bags to your vehicle so you didn’t have to make as many trips.

I look forward to our great business venture! I’ll just assume that profit payments will be handled in a similar fashion. Less paperwork and taxes that way.

2012-07-14 | Grant says

Thanks Pardner, you’re on the team! Collection made, sorry about your nice Thai man, but he’s comfortable in the drain with the monitors on the far side of the lake and the Lumphini police know suicide when they see it… Oh by the way, you were 60 baht short, I trust I won’t have to resort to violence. Quarterly profit drops will be made starting on full moon in September. Come to the fourth metal wastebasket on the left at the prawn market on Highway 32 opposite Ayutthaya at 3.00AM. Come alone and unarmed and we’ll have a nice cup of tea…

2012-07-14 | Spike says

Please take your shady dealing elsewhere; unless I am on a percentage.

2012-07-14 | Grant says

How remiss of me! I see chocolate in your future for letting us get away with all this crap…

2012-07-14 | Spanky says

Can’t wait for September! I’ll be sending Spike as my representative since he is requiring a cut of our lucrative venture. He will gladly hand you a 100 baht note to make up for being 60 baht short. No change required.

Thanks again for allowing me into such a lucrative venture. Maybe we could look at property development in Pattaya next. I know of several nice vacant fields that need luxury signs to give them that touch of class they are missing.

2012-07-14 | Grant says

Excellent! I’ll be waiting for him… Apologies for being a bit too busy for Pattaya property at the moment, I’ve just bought a national park and three off-shore islands from a very nice little man outside the land office…