Many of the recreational activities in Pattaya are conveniently ambiguous.
You can pop into a girlie bar and you may indeed just be going for a beer. On the other hand you might be lining up a foursome with a lady, a ladyboy and another mammal; but that will not be clear to anyone observing you entering the bar.
How about a massage? There are establishments which quite clearly offer only massage; places which quite clearly say massage but offer everything but, and a host of businesses which will provide you with a normal massage, topped off with what is euphemistically known as a “happy ending”.
However, if you walk in here it is very clear what you are in for:
A lady will (preferably, hopefully) don a rubber glove, stick a finger up your bum, and fiddle with your prostate until you have an abrupt and spectacular happy ending. This according to their website, which is refreshingly frank about the service.
Well, whatever tickles you fancy (or your prostate). From a personal perspective I would take issue with the claim that this would be good for my health; she who must be obeyed would kill me if I paid a visit.
Comments 🔗
2012-06-28| Jock saysSTRICTLY NON SEXUAL - FOR HEALTH PURPOSES ONLY
Too funny! Only in Thailand … but I do feel a prostate problem coming on :-)
2012-06-28| Wally saysWhy pay - You can get one free at most International Airports - if you act suspiciously enough !
2012-06-30| biggrtiggr saysI look forward to your report