Sick of my wife

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Mainly, it’s the annoying accent. Plus, I am sick of her looks. And I am very suspicious of this guy that seems to be hanging around our house. I did try to kill her but that seemed to be an impossibility; so I’m stuck with the lion faced, whiny bitch; who spends her days running some obscure business and only gives me a token of the takings. Never joins me in bed either.

Plus, I am now boss of the Thieves Guild, top mage at the College of Winterhold, leader of the Dark Brotherhood, master poet at the Bard’s College, prime mover in a civil war and completer of the main quest that forms the backbone of the game.

Yes, one hundred and eight hours playing Skyrim and I reckon I am just about done. Still plenty of quests I could undertake; but I am now so powerful that nothing is much of a challenge; apart from trying to get rid of my annoying wife.

Time to move on to other games; especially on a brain-meltingly hot day where slouching in front of a computer in an air-conditioned room seems like a good plan. Total War: Shogun 2 - Fall of the Samurai here we come.

Oh, and I will be away for the next two days so no updates till at least Monday night.

Comments 🔗

2012-04-21 | Grant says

So, oh Fearless Leader of Skyrim, the moral is clear! Rent, don’t buy…