Is this love?

Had a conversation with she who must be obeyed regarding our relationship. The topic under discussion was how comfortable we felt with each other and how we could be ourselves when we were together.

All positive stuff; but I could tell she really wanted to make a statement to confirm just how at ease she felt in our marriage. Finally, she found the words she wanted to say:

If I did a heart-shaped poo, I would invite you into the toilet to look at it.

Never has any woman shown such commitment to a man. But two things worried me. First, if it were a giraffe shaped poo, would I still get a look? And second, what the hell goes on in that head of hers?

Comments 🔗

2012-02-28 | TheSon says

I blame Pet Society

2012-02-28 | genuinej says

Thanks for sharing that with us. Oh, and would you do likewise?

2012-02-28 | galumay says

Of course your second question is purely rhetorical.

2012-02-29 | Grant says

Please, if the time ever comes, leave your camera in the other room…

2012-02-29 | PsA_Batman says

Something like this image? http://media.photobucket.com/image/recent/Chocaholic2003/funny%2520icons/poop-1.jpg

2012-03-01 | Grant says

God that’s horrible!!