Fireworks fiasco

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Plans to go shoot the firework festival were disrupted by the return of man flu; this time featuring an even more unpleasant version.

I am sick of being sick. Clearly my immune system is not up to much and research has indicated I need more zinc. Consequently I am currently consuming sufficient daily zinc to galvanise a small shed roof. This is not making me feel any better.

Bollocks.

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2011-12-20 | biggrtiggr says

Sorry to hear that………….. oysters are very high in zinc, but maybe you’re not yet strong enough for the side effects. Get well soon


2011-12-20 | Wally says

Dear Bollocks…….Merry Christmas to you and yours. Hope you recover soon.


2011-12-21 | Grant says

Dear Spike, Get well soon, and don’t worry about the side effects of the oysters. Apparently they don’t ‘work’ until you’ve eaten about a hundred and then you’re too sick to care… All the Very Best for The Season of The Purportedly Magic Jew!!


2011-12-21 | Camberley says

Maybe the zinc should not be taken in its metallic form. Just a thought.
Seasons greetings to you both.


2011-12-21 | genuinej says

If you go down the oyster route maybe you should supplement with Royal Dragon Jelly! I understand it is readily available in your area, like so many other products and services, but be careful not to overdo it. All the best for Christmas and the New Year; hopefully you’ll make it through.


2011-12-21 | galumay says

Having just been laid low with RotaVirus for 10 days, you have my empathy! But I can only pass on the kind words of my loving wife, “Harden the F**k up, princess, there is work to be done.”


2011-12-22 | Spike says

Thanks to you all for your concern and wishes; and hope you stop shitting soon Galumay.

Pending the next bout of whatever, normal service should now be resumed.