Day of sex

She who must be obeyed occasionally misunderstands my English, often with amusing results (for me).

Me: The Son was playing Deus Ex until 0200 this morning.

SWMBO: My God! What did his girlfriend think of that?

Me: I expect she went to bed and let him get on with it.

SWMBO: My God! Who was he doing it with then?

Me: Huh?

SWMBO: You said your son was having a day of sex until 0200 in the morning.

Me: Oh

What he was doing of course was playing Deus Ex: Human Revolution and if he plays until 0200 it must be pretty good. Yesterday I played till midnight; but I only stopped because my eyes were bleeding.

Naturally, I am taking full advantage of she who must be obeyed’s misunderstanding.

In the supermarket, and said loud:

Me: Let’s go home, I want a day of sex

SWMBO: (Very flustered and embarrassed) Shhhh, you can’t say that!

Me: Why not, I just said I wanted to go home and play Deus Ex.

I have no idea why she thinks I can be annoying.

Comments 🔗

2011-09-01 | TheSon says

I was up Doing It till 1am again last night, too. What an animal.

My “10mm” is “fully upgraded” now, too. Ooh.

2011-09-02 | MeMock says

10mm? Ohh errr, I’m jealous! :)-