Or, as it is officially known, the Pattaya International Stock Show.
There is a veneer of respectability. Assorted livestock parade in the display ring, and judges from overseas choose the winner (I have no idea what makes a winning cow).
In order to placate the beasts, people are employed to stroke their genitals:
I asked she who must be obeyed if I could employ this young lady as a genital stroker in order to placate me; but the idea did not receive management approval.
Instead it was suggested I buy something from the many stalls offering indispensable cowboy gear. A stupid hat perhaps, or a cow bell or a branding iron.
But the judging and the side stalls were just a cover for what was really going on. What we had here was a bovine brothel, with cows and bulls being openly sold for mating purposes. Quite disgusting.
Want to spend some quality alone time with Mr. Bobby? That can be arranged.
A couple of earth-shattering moments with Bernard “big balls” bull? No problem, if the price is right.
Frankly, I was appalled. This is not the sort of thing that we need in Pattaya, a city renowned for clean living and a total absence of prostitution.
Anyway, for those of you who are into cattle, here are some cuties and hunks to please you (I couldn’t tell which is which without looking underneath).
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2011-04-02| Wally says(I couldn’t tell which is which without looking underneath). A bit like the khatoeys . . so I am led to believe !!
2011-04-02| genuinej saysHoly cows! A pleasant change from your usual quadruped subjects.
2011-04-02| Pete saysAll four hooves on the ground - how boring!! Anyway, while trying to find out what P8/50 meant, I found out that Mr Bobby seems to be famous;
2011-04-03| Antz saysExcellent Spike… a real nice change from the horses….
2011-04-03| Barry saysStrange looking critters, aren’t they, for us farangs who are used to Daisy and her kind with the big adoring eyes. I’m into water buffalo myself. I do believe I’ve kept one or two of your buffalo-racing pics ©Spike somewhere on my hard drive. I’ve been feeling in need of a new hard drive myself recently after coming down with a cold. Must have been the unseasonal but delightful weather we’d been enjoying. Always a price to pay…
2011-04-03| Brunty saysBernard “big balls” a classic, the guy in the background looks like he is leaning in for a closer look. Must need glasses!
2011-04-04| Spike saysI note from the video that one of his relatives is “Miss V8”. Always wanted to meet a girl with a name like that.